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Try and find the word cream on a pot of elmlea, go on.
about how cats couldn't tell it wasn't real cream, because it was so delicious?
...where Elmlea's marketing was based around ramming home the fact that it WASN'T cream.
it's like the equivalent of Flora to butter, isn't it? Vegetable fats and that.
You mucky bastard
He's thinking about Elmlea.
He was thinking about covering her in elmlea and lapping her up like an aadvark at an ants nest