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Like men do?
They (we) usually pop and then pee. The body doesn't usually do it at EXACTLY the same time.
Source: I am sat on the loo as I'm typing this.
If you need a poo (like, actually need, not just a vague inkling that it might be a good idea), your body will drop the kids off at the pool straight away.
In fact, one way to tell that you've finished parking your lunch is that you'll almost automatically start pissing.
Sometimes I'll go for a wee then a poo will come.
Sometimes I'll go for a poo and a wee will come.
Thanks for asking.
Im glad someone finally has
don't you already know?
It all came out at once in the initial onslaught, but when id got most of it out it was more of to and fro sort of thing- bit of poo then bit of wee, then another heave. Now its become a game of attrition