Boards
Make your life sound crap with truthful statements
- My salary is shit and I have no savings
- My work mouse is too stiff and I'm getting bad hand cramps
- It's been over 18 months since I had a gf
- My willy pales in comparison to the ones you see on the internet.
- Puffy nipples
- I'm not really passionate about anything that would make me interesting or unique. Don't really have anything interesting to say about anything.
- I need to be drunk to be a fun person.