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Thank fuck I logged it out or she would have been the first of her friends to like this thread.
None of them are hot.
Including my Dad's wife's nieces - so even though that'd be kind of ok - still no good.
My friend and next door neighbour growing up was the cousin of Kelly from Eternal - That must have been tough.
How big are her tits?
she was actually my mums cousin
Tough times having to listen to my mates banging on about banging her. None of them did though.
His brother Adrian is quite fit though
i got asked this question ALL THE TIME in my first year of uni because my cousin was one of the residential advisor at my hall.
... and no, we're not blood related.
dis ate half my post, for crying out loud this makes it look like i want to shag her
Antelope wants to shag his cousin!
are your grandparent's cousins?
wouldn't bang though
Out of your league is she?
her husband is a nutcase too
but I have a second cousin once removed (or somesuch - we share like half a great grandparent idk) who is a smoking hottie. Hope this helps.
after a couple of drinks
decided to tell me that fucking her cousin was the best moment of her life
she was a bit grim
ought to leave that one til it's too late really
did you not flow with that?
they've tried to raise awareness of inbreeding by making all family records easily searchable, and there's an app so that when you meet someone you can check how closely related you are, for to avoid fucking someone and then running into them at a big family get together
*writes on napkin, tucks into front pocket for future, relentless, perpetual use*
mines just says `14" Bush`
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I knew it!
I'm basically the king of DiS.
were the result of indie, bedwetting, virgin breeding.
Locked herself out of the car
as we're having a family garden party. He's a lovely lad, but it's a resounding NO from me. Christ.
obvs wants to boff the cousin!