I'm having a lot of fun imagining this guy's panic as his plan starts to unravel, but he's in too deep to back out. It could be made into a film - a kind of Fargo of the north-east.
he was well known to the staff, had been going for years, and owed them for a few past curries also. Sounds like he was a massive pisstake, probably patted them on the head and drunkenly made Indian jokes and talked at them all funny while they died a little inside.
I may be reading a lot into this, funny what you can get from skimreading two articles about a trivial pube related incident.
that would be serious. Or if he used it to defame them. Trying to get off a £30 restaurant bill - trivial. Although of the pube incidents I have read about, this is quite bad. As I have not read any others.
A man who put his own pubic hair in a restaurant curry to try to avoid paying the bill has been jailed for two weeks.
well... that escalated quickly
fuck!
pretty into the name-and-shame approach of putting his full name into the headline
FUCK YOU LEE TYERS YOU GIMP
always wonder how people who do silly crimes explain themselves to their new friends in prison
"what you in for"
"armed robbery, you?"
".......put a pube in a curry"
Bend over, bhuna bollocks
If you're that desperate not to pay, surely you'd just run?
I'm having a lot of fun imagining this guy's panic as his plan starts to unravel, but he's in too deep to back out. It could be made into a film - a kind of Fargo of the north-east.
I'm sure there's a pube / film title pun in there somewhere
Pube 2: Hyperpube
*Pube 2: Pube Control
*Pube 2: Electric Pubealoo
Starring Ice Pube
No Curry For Bald (around the groin area) Men
pubic enemies
Apparently
he was well known to the staff, had been going for years, and owed them for a few past curries also. Sounds like he was a massive pisstake, probably patted them on the head and drunkenly made Indian jokes and talked at them all funny while they died a little inside.
I may be reading a lot into this, funny what you can get from skimreading two articles about a trivial pube related incident.
Trivial? A man ended up doing time
Love to know what a serious pube incident involved
Michael Douglas?
TOPICAL!
If he tried to sue them for millions
that would be serious. Or if he used it to defame them. Trying to get off a £30 restaurant bill - trivial. Although of the pube incidents I have read about, this is quite bad. As I have not read any others.
curry dansack