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Man plucks pubic hair from his person; puts it in lamb bhuna; tries to get a free meal; fails

colon_closed_bracket [Edit] [Delete] 17 replies 10:58, 6 June '13

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-22788758

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  • A man who put his own pubic hair in a restaurant curry to try to avoid paying the bill has been jailed for two weeks.

    well... that escalated quickly

    Yesiamaduck | 6 Jun '13, 10:59 | X
  • fuck!

    pretty into the name-and-shame approach of putting his full name into the headline

    FUCK YOU LEE TYERS YOU GIMP

    alcxxk | 6 Jun '13, 11:00 | X
    colon_closed_bracket and Lucien this'd this
  • always wonder how people who do silly crimes explain themselves to their new friends in prison

    "what you in for"

    "armed robbery, you?"

    ".......put a pube in a curry"

    harru | 6 Jun '13, 11:01 | X
    Lucien this'd this
    • Bend over, bhuna bollocks

      Raanraals @harru | 6 Jun '13, 11:40 | X
  • If you're that desperate not to pay, surely you'd just run?

    I'm having a lot of fun imagining this guy's panic as his plan starts to unravel, but he's in too deep to back out. It could be made into a film - a kind of Fargo of the north-east.

    SenorDingDong | 6 Jun '13, 11:03 | X
    • I'm sure there's a pube / film title pun in there somewhere

      colon_closed_bracket @SenorDingDong | 6 Jun '13, 11:08 | X
      • Pube 2: Hyperpube

        alcxxk @colon_closed_bracket | 6 Jun '13, 11:10 | X
        • *Pube 2: Pube Control

          cat_race @alcxxk | 6 Jun '13, 11:55 | X
          • *Pube 2: Electric Pubealoo

            alcxxk @cat_race | 6 Jun '13, 12:37 | X
            • Starring Ice Pube

              colon_closed_bracket @alcxxk | 6 Jun '13, 14:54 | X
      • No Curry For Bald (around the groin area) Men

        loamiathon @colon_closed_bracket | 6 Jun '13, 11:11 | X
        alcxxk and zxcvbnm- this'd this
    • pubic enemies

      johnwiddop @SenorDingDong | 6 Jun '13, 17:57 | X
  • Apparently

    he was well known to the staff, had been going for years, and owed them for a few past curries also. Sounds like he was a massive pisstake, probably patted them on the head and drunkenly made Indian jokes and talked at them all funny while they died a little inside.

    I may be reading a lot into this, funny what you can get from skimreading two articles about a trivial pube related incident.

    steinbolt | 6 Jun '13, 11:15 | X
    • Trivial? A man ended up doing time

      Love to know what a serious pube incident involved

      Lucien @steinbolt | 6 Jun '13, 11:34 | X
      • Michael Douglas?

        TOPICAL!

        sadpunk @Lucien | 6 Jun '13, 11:41 | X
        Lucien this'd this
      • If he tried to sue them for millions

        that would be serious. Or if he used it to defame them. Trying to get off a £30 restaurant bill - trivial. Although of the pube incidents I have read about, this is quite bad. As I have not read any others.

        steinbolt @Lucien | 6 Jun '13, 12:35 | X
  • curry dansack

    Gorkys_Forever | 6 Jun '13, 11:38 | X
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