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Penn State Smokey BBQ Pretzels.
Please no talk of fingering each others' mums' vags or anuses.
(Balonz's mum's vag)
resulting in a paper / finger equivalent of the famous door scene from The Shining but with more poo.
now my fingers smelled of cheese until i washed them
it's just cheaper that way. i'm going off pre-packed supermarket sarnies
I made tuna mayo ones last night. Felt quite proud.
My wife often picks up a waft of cock from my fingers. Not the aphrodisiac one would imagine.
Just snorted my coffee everywhere.....
(is this more like it?)
Slipping a didge.
Minging when I accidentally get some on my fingers when I'm feed the cat
Cooked a stir fry last week and my mitts were bowfing for days.
One of many reasons why I rarely bother painting my nails (being a lazy manky slattern being the main reason).
It honks to high heaven and whatever the evaporate is that gets left as residue makes me feel faint. Probably should stop sniffing it with such aplomb.
looks cool as fuck though
Old copper coins!!
Wait till I update my CV.
Oh and prawns
good trick, secretly have a bag then say to someone "hey, smell my fingers, guess what I've been doing". They will love you for it.
I just had some pickled onion transform a snacks and my fingers smell glorious.
Get a weird glorious kick out of having a strange smell of my fingers.
(NB: 'Strange' does not mean 'bad'. Shit and dicks are not strange smells in this scenario)
Only my own fingers though, before you get any ideas.
under the nail, especially after a long hard day. Smells a bit cheesy in a way.