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Thieves steal a herd of young pigs from Kings Lynn area
Places in Norfolk (and surrounding areas) worse than Kings Lynn:
probably some of the fen towns.
the whole county
nice coastline nearby, great for families, friendly. its reputation for being a backwater is well-deserved though.
(needlesslydefensive ^this'd this, etc)
Went with a mate to see Norwich City the other day and they had this pig playing for them upfront, and he was amazing. His ball control was second to none, his passing exceptional and his shooting, well they were 4 nil up at half time.
When the teams came out after the break though, I noticed that the pig was bandaged up and seemed to be missing one of it's back legs. None of the City fans seemed in the slightest peturbed, so I turned to my friend and asked him what was going on. And he replied "well, when you've got a pig as good as that, you don't eat him all at once"
they eat pigs.
of a man who prematurely announced his departure on twitter