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(It amazes me that Newsbeat still exists, by the way)
Probably isn't a celebrity in the world who doesn't know a coke dealer.
She's clearly a bit of a moron and a bit obsessed with keeping her 'ghetto' image.
Though she's also related to Dappy, which is like anti-privilege.
i watched the tv show about how until the band took off she was her mum's primary carer, so if that was legit she's a) pretty awesome and b) not that rich
Her father walked out when she was 14. Not the best starts in life tbf
Not far off...
Seems to have gone, but she was bragging about 'shotting' and her 'ghetto' days and it was all a bit depressing really.
strange if anyone under the age of 60 could be outraged by something like this anymore
she used "sweets" instead of drugs
Ignore the NSFW warning that came up: its fine
Basically she colour-coded the sweet references
they must have had an alan turing-level figure on the case
Save you reading the link:
This weekend, the world was introduced to a hot new bit of youth lingo. You probably don't know this, but in London's gangland underworld, all the cool drug guys are going around calling drugs "sweets". As in: "Alright mate, have you got any sweets?" and "Yeah mate, I've got loads of sweets." "White sweets," we were told by the Sun On Sunday's "Tulisa in Coke Shocker!" splash, refer to cocaine, while "green sweets" are what you say to avoid suspicion when you want "cannabis", a popular street drug with relaxant properties. "Brown sweets", we were simply left to infer, are what you ask for if you want heroin. "Blue sweets" ar probably for Viagra. And "Yellow sweets", of course, refer to Lockets Eucalyptus And Honey Lozenges.
break it down for me
an antipodean called TD
I can't be bothered with the rest, you get the picture though.
*drops crepe paper crown on floor, sadly removes WELCOME TO MY HOUSE THEWARN! banner*
then you deserve everything you get.
Doesn't sound like her.
If Tulisa goes down then I hope we don't have to see it this time.
Theo, hide my shame.
amplify his shame
would suggest that the person who's never had a bad blowjob is the one who's not had many
Whoever came up with that joke that goes "the worst blowjob of my life...was fucking fantastic" has never suffered through someone who's truly inept.
that was a bad one.
when my dick got cut. the second was a hilariously terrifying episode that involved me bleeding in a hotel bathroom.