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and then you'd have a law suit on your hands
and face etc
well something between a small child and the 2012 olympics logo
but actually sitting is unnatural because it folds the end of your colon
(like if you were doing a poo/lady pee outdoors) but not lie flat/stand straight as the image suggests
although laying flat would still be healthy
I want 30% of sales
heated seats, warm jet shot directly onto your anus when you're done
but you should take your idea to the Shart Tank just in case
some toilets in other parts of the world are designed for you to stand/squad over them. i just think that's a little barbaric and there should be a nicer version.
And worse than sitting.
kind of angled. it's all about not bending your lower body into a shape that will restrict the colon.
"Assuming you know how to wipe yourself properly, your hands should not have fecal matter on them".
Avoid relieving your bowels while standing up if you feel sick at the bowel.
Rookie error. Always hurts to see it.
You could achieve the same effect simply by widening the plughole & relocating it from the end to the middle of a bath. Lie down, curl one out, then plug the hole & will up with warm, soapy water.
Got so excited by the thought of a good shit followed by a nice hot bath that my typing went tits up.
should be for the entire room to be completely airtight.
Once you've finished, not only does the toilet flush but the entire air-supply to the room is instantly recycled, like with a huge suck and then a sudden return, of fresh, non-stink-ridden air.
The match thing doesn't work.