- if they stopped play due to rain when it wasn't raining and said stuff like "we'll wait and see. Hopefully we can start soon"
- if their chair had wheels and instead of getting down and walking to check their call they rolled over the court
- if one of the players kept faulting on their serve and the umpire gave them more than 2 attempts
- if they made one of the ball boys go get them a macdonalds
- if they just sat taiking on their phone like the French do at Rolland garos
- if someone kept faulting they go on court and played a few points to "show how its done"
- if they shouted stuff like "c'mon andy"
- if they had remote control for the net and lowered it as someone was preparing to serve to stay in the match