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I just went at least ten years without seeing one and then a couple of weeks back I saw shitloads of younglings.
What's your newt drought?
I just went at least ten years without seeing one and then a couple of weeks back I saw shitloads of younglings.
What's your newt drought?
Never knowingly seen one
I can live with that as well
Thanks for answering but it sounds like you will die unfulfilled.
At least the same can't be said for your Mum
E (she) ddie (die) Newt (newt) on (on)
I (my) saac (sack) Newt (newt) on (on)
I dunno, there might be something there?
Ol (I’ll) ivia (have ya) New (poo) ton (gone) John (gone)
Fucking hell
That is to say she's been filled with my sperm of course
...
are you okay?
Oh dear oh dear
none of your business
did anyone else used to get taken to see the frogs spawning?
no?
never mind.
I'm newt going to tell you
ahahahahahahlolololololol
That's newt very fair.