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Kill me now.
Years. What are you, 14?
Great thread, for a 14 year old
*stomps upstairs, slams door, puts on Dirt loudly*
a sprinkling of dust...there.
Think I'm done!
MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!
i said i don't know and she got annoyed.
theyve been dead 10 years
just had one with my mum because she can't drive to places that she hasn't driven to before because she is so bad at directions.
or from her house to the supermarket. i'm serious.
Shes been at a funeral and a couple of family things but Ive still never spoken to her. Shes shacked up with some stockbroker (my grandmas words so he might just work in a bank) or something now.
My cousin owned Video Nights according to my grandad, but he just worked behind the counter.
small, passive aggressive conversations rather than proper arguments. no you can't invite your third cousin, yes, i know you'd like to, well i'd like a lot of things. no we're not having flowers, there's no room on the tables and they're a waste of money, yes, i know people usually do but i'm not bothered. etc.
these wedding congratulations are the only reason i keep coming back here
we didn't tell them anything about the tableplan until the day itself.
We still ended up having to invite two 'family friends' along for the whole day just because my parents had been invited to their children's weddings. Couldn't really say no as my parents had helped pay for some of it. Load of old cock.
things are getting too liberal for my liking
tell me about it. I recently discovered my mum has another brother who I always assumed was my cousin. Fucked our table plans right up.
My dad told me not to invite any of his family as if we invited one, they'd all have to come (they wouldn't). Massive relief.
They usually just moan at me a little for not phoning them often enough.
Little tiny jokey arguments - every time I see or speak to them.
My dad is going thought a stalky phase with this Find My iPhone thing. He hid in my mums car not long ago and jumped out on we when she got in the car. He keeps calling me and asking why I'm walking down a road BECAUSE I AM.
I was talking to my cousin about it in a restaurant in Greenwich and she said that her and her best friend track each other. Then right on cue she gets a text from said friend asking why she was in Greenwich. Seems fun.
My dad just appears sometimes. It creeps me out.
She was interfering with me and my then fiancees total breakdown of relationship, first time in my life i properly shouted at my mum (apart from when i was brat kid being a little shit) and told her to stay the fuck out of my business. Hardly spoke to her for days after!
about fucking stupid laptop questions. Like 20 minutes to tell him how to reply to an email. But even worse stuff than that. Just lost my rag in the end. Fucking hell.
I just agree with what they say then go and do whatever I want
They can't stop me!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
but HE'S NOT MY FATHER (plus he is a mega-cunt).
Balonz's mum: I know studmuffin, it's just a difficult phase he's going through, he'll come round.
Mum's fella: *gazes forlornly at the neglected trainset he bought Balonz, a tear forms in his eye*
this sounds interesting, I want details
My brother answered the card 'What gives me uncontrollable gas?' with 'Auschwitz'.
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