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just half a shandy, y'know, 'cause he's driving.
I just read this joke.
The pharmacist says 'Don't tell me, you want some cough medicine. You're a little hoarse.'
it tries to lift it up, but it can't lift its hoof high enough and keeps hitting the bar.
then it tries to jump up a bit on the bar, but it can't pick the drink up because of its hooves and smashes it.
then it gets startled and slides off the bar because there's drink on the bar, and it's all fallen over sideways and kicking chairs and tables and having a horse heart attack.
because his late wife, a lady carpenter, had crafted the bar all by herself, and she died in the process and everything.
everybody else flees
And the barman says "sorry, we don't serve food'
can hardly blame him
but the barman says "sorry, we don't cater for functions"
He leaves muttering 'she's such a bloody nag...'
I'll get me coat.
when he met you