Fuck that post count shit...who knows how many I have now anyway, so many banned accounts!
what book are you reading at the moment Bamnan
Books are for cunts (only joking please don't hurt me!)
I was the closest thing is Neil gaiman's sandman. Sorry!
what was the last safetyword you had w/ a sexual partner
Struggle to treat women like shit tbf
Had sex in a park once that's about as exciting as it gets
But that's not very kinky
Are you doing something more fun than me? I'm just listening to graham coxon alone and pretending I'm really cool!
Now I'm at home and I'm going to eat fried duck eggs.
Aargh I really want to go to a pub and be charming
Though I did have a friend who I've seen a video of fingering his bumhole in night vision. I guess friend is a stretch, haven't seen him in years.
Wow that was all such a long time ago now!
or stay in an post on dis?
Then if the plan fails, come back, be drunk and then post on dis
I feel like killing myself fucking shitty life bollocks cunt
What are you drinking?
And what did you get up to today?
Not been up to anything good, I'm afraid
Just made aubergine risotto and served it in aubergines. Now I'm drinking beers with my boyfriend an watching the football. I want Dortmund to win. Are we bad people?
I think that answers my question
but she is punching me a lot today, she says i am weak for loosing my card
You're probably not a bad person, I think I look up to you a bit
Given the opportunity, which of the dis ladies would you like to try to chat up?
I've lot my debit card, dont know if ive left it at work or dropped it in the street or if its somewhere at home :(
It always ends badly, I know better these days, though they are all lovely
I am about to place an average sized bet and want to win.
You are welcome!
I'm coming after you for my money.
But how much are you placing?
What is your favourite alcoholic drink?
As to just a means to make me feel less shitty, but I guess a nice single malt.
generally but sometimes I drift into lows. Doesn't just looking at some lovely trees or a blue sky make you happy.
lights on or lights off?
come to manchester and hold my hand pls
I've been to Manchester before, seems like a ice place, but it is mighty far away
good thing it's bed time!