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"if everywhere was identical to the uk i don't think i'd enjoy travelling as much as i do"
"My mate was having a medical test and I'd had one the week before so I just gave him mine and he copied my answers off it"
"They have loads of cheap rooms but they're for shared gay accommodation"
-- oh you did, oh right''
It's a thing I heard, not necessarilly an interesting thing
he called someone he'd just met, a relative of his wife, "Clit" all night before he was corrected by his wife. Clint.
Before that I was in the hippy supermarket so I heard "is there a reason why cashew pieces are so much cheaper than whole cashews?"
Fucking hippy chorlton.
buying wheat free cake. The man in front of me had a bill of 8.3 million pounds because the cashier pressed something that made the till go crazy. Everyone laughed and took photos of the till and had a jolly time being friendly to each other, and the cashier said 'thanks for having a wonderful sense of humour, guys'. It was all way too friendly for my liking.
'and he got Anna's name tattooed on his chest in red. I put me glasses on, cos i'd been reading, like, and said 'what does your mam think of that?' and he said 'she thinks it's great' but of course she doesn't, you know?