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What are the terms?
Obvious first one:
1. Never go after your mate's bird, ex-bird or potential bird.
now here's a thing. the threads you've started about hating your mate's bird and now this make me think that you actually are in love with your mate. congratulations.
think about it. you know it is true. you are in love.
and then closer
and then further apart
and then closer
#LADSLADSLADS #BOYSONTOUR #GETYOURRATOUT
i'm really embarrassed by this thread on the internet
a) out of a shoe
b) while singing songs about zulus
If someone vomits at half-time you have to take turns to lap it up. Then you have to wrestle naked.
However, every girl wants it with every single member of your team, so if you're celebrating a day's vomit-guzzling over a pint or seventeen and a girl enters the fray, once one of you touches her cunt with any part of your anatomy she is 'taken' and the rest of you have to look elsewhere, unless of course you spike the drink of the victor and he passes out. Then she's fair game again.
then the rest of your team have to pin you down and bugger you with a Stella glass until you vomit. Then you have to drink your vomit out of that glass
You can punch her and nobody will do anything. Kiss her and the shabs are yours eternal, however
*SHOULD punch her.
call yourself a lad? You have to find two banging cougars, have a threesome, videotape it and then steal their wallets and send me evidence of all of this BY THE WEEKEND otherwise I'm revoking your bants license
then that just ain't good enough either, son
At least until all of the boys with wives/ girlfriends returned home to confess every sordid detail along with photographic evidence.
An old school chum of mine spent his stag weekend pleading with us not to tell his fiance about the hundreds of pounds he'd spent paying women to take their clothes off for him, only to tell her everything on the afternoon he returned home.
It kind of makes me suspect... that you ARE A BRO!!11
looks like we've got ourselves a bro-down
and if you needed further proof of my bro credentials,