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It reads like that fake Dan Brown piece done by The Telegraph. What an absolute cretin.
it's like it's in a different language. what is this?
Her figure reminded me of an apple, too, but this was not a flaw because apples reminded me of pie, pie reminded me of ice cream, and pie and ice cream made me hungry for...Maura.
I didn't go hungry that fall semester, fortunately,
Makes me want to castrate myself.
not that thats AMAZING, but i thought this guy was, like, just a completely vapid idiot
not read that, though I do like the film a lot.
because that great Kim Gordon article was in Elle the other week, and it made me wonder if it might be a magazine worth reading!
It's so so bad. Badly written, bad concept, horrendously sexist. Just wrong.
WOAH-OH-OH! THAT"S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!
The first time I saw her naked, I was flummoxed. Where to focus? Where to start? I gazed at her on the hotel mattress and searched for a scar—or a flaw of any sort that might afford my lust a toehold. My attention kept losing its grip and sliding away, though, so I ended up ordering chocolate mousse from room service as a stalling tactic.
of that Alan Partridge sex scene.
My IQ dropped temporarily by about 50.
but the way he writes like he's doing girls a favour or something leaves a bad taste in my mouth
but I do like the description of the "plain" girl getting more and more attractive the more he got to know her - not exactly original, but that one bit was quite nicely written. For like 3 sentences