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Nilsen's latest album.
like vogue or prospect
some nice teas
and a bag of salt an vinegar chipsticks. To be consumed separately.
probably by William Burroughs
in which case some morphine
that are like *MY TERRIBLE SECRET: I ATE MY DAD*
The ability to take a day off work
DVDs of some comedy stuff
yep, that kind of thing.
Drop trou next to me and proceed to mash their scrotum against it thus displaying a pink pancake out of the corner of my eye.
That would help.
That's what my dad would get me when I was a kid.
Does the Beano even exist anymore? :(
The Beano's still in print.
The Dandy ceased printing at the end of last year though.
Galaxy Note 8
Broken leg: Xbox
Migraine: slap round the face and a reminder not to be such a malingering bellfruit
the migraine crew are gon be pissed at yoou
and a prossie.
(to be consumed separately)
If someone's stuck in bed or in hospital I try and get something that will pass the time - eg a book, or some DVD boxsets.
We got one of my friends a big lego kit once too, when he was stuck in hospital for a couple of weeks.
or a guilt free window to play red dead redemption (just gone back to play it again, and the visuals and audio are just so lovely, I want a proper thunderstorm irl, but there hasnt really been a proper one that I can go out and get caught in in the wild......I miss that
Or a pint.
Some cigarettes and a sleeping bag too.
I would like Bradford Cox to write me a song.
count a present?
If so I'll take that.
Otherwise, a cup of nice coffee, a cigarette, a bacon sandwich and a good newspaper.