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Gis a chance.
0 - coo eee!
Like an archer or something?
Why are you asking me this
i just call him that in the throes of passion
girls are the main source of cooties
good one craig
[yes you can be my girlfriend]
That's like Girlfriend 2.0
so more like 3.1 and gfs are 95
but if you play your cards right, sweetcheeks, I could stretch to two.
And I never will. (holding out for robot butler)
at least one person here
(PO and her ilk don't count)
I'm NEARLY married
you need to be a bit more obscure about how you reveal that fact
but don't tell my girlfriend
get 'im boys!
more of youse need cardiacs in your life
dunno if you know that
but dan said i had to quit my job so i said no
- Love Cardiacs
- Hate 3 or 4 Magicians- quite partial to 4 or 5 though
- Nearly everyone has been in Dan's band, correct
- This feels like a group hug
Its been a pure shite 5 months! :(
I went through the same thing. I've nothing else to add other than it doesn't get better for a long long time. Especially if you still love her. Oh man :(
Nothing has ever sucked as much as this sucks! :(
but have you considered blowing your life savings on booze-fuelled romps with young oriental hookers?
...however none of that was spent on young oriental hookers, or any other hookers for that matte, just lots of booze and drugs. Maybe i'm missing a trick!
You spend your WHOLE day going over the same old things in your head. And how maybe if you do this it'll all change :(
She's a total fittie too.
But yes I do, she is great, we've been together almost 2 years now :D
she seems nice
is the complete opposite to that of DD's current bf from the internet. I'm sure he'll crack though and we'll soon see a deluge of I LOVE MY FUTURE WIFE DARWINDUDE threads.
People who spend a lot of time on the internet might not socialise as much as the average person!!
So they might be less likely to have a girlfriend!!
What a startlingly original observation!!
OH FUCK I'M HILARIOUS
gonna make it happen
But it just never works out, when I was younger I blamed other people, now I realise it's more me than them so fair play to the opposite sex for making smart life choices.
but now I have a boyfriend.
she was super cool and a total babe. so relieved the plans fell through
see what i did there? lad humour at its finest
fucking hell i am so lonely and would be such a great lover.
if i had a girlfriend i would never cheat on them or complain about their habits and i would lend them cool books and text them just saying 'i love you :3' all the time and record them cover cds of their favourite pop singers and go for walks and laugh at over people with them and cook them tea <3 <3 <3
I thought I needed to meet another Cardiacs fan
...but I went one better. I found someone who WASN'T a Cardiacs fan, but who would BECOME one after some cajoling
Bear this in mind.
i don't care about all that. i just want to meet a cool girl. everyone else in my life is boring, don't really want to go out with yet another boring grey dull student. it would be a good start to just find someone i don't hate.
don't try to find someone specific. find someone open to you. don't approach it from a deterministic perspective - don't even approach it. allow it to surround you.
mate, i wasn't asking for your advice
the advice is unsolicited. but it is there nonetheless. it isn't even really advice. it's personal anecdote disguised as advice. 85%.
women love an absolute bastard.
WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS GO OUT WITH BAD GIRLS WHO TREAT THEM BAD AND NOT NICE GUYS LIKE ME
i am actually probably the biggest bastard i know tbf.
and pull some chicks
yeah i do need to. think i just need to hang out at places where cool girls go more often, i.e. not my bedroom/the library/ukip supporting family pubs
yeah it is a university library
idk, it's not good to generalise all students either
i was in there the other day and me and a girl were both looking at each other accidentally over the top of the monitors and then i pulled the lever on my chair to avoid it and dropped down really quickly and we both giggled.
and engage. "what do you think..."
those are the first four words you will speak to your next girlfriend
go to a superclub and buy some tart a bacardi breezer
yeah i know how to have a one night stand durrrrrr
let's go out
thing that i look at from the outside. not sure i can be bothered to care about it anymore. there's no hope, so what.
5 years later I'm married. I can't kill the feeling in you - by all means, lose hope - but don't say I didn't warn ya! :)
DoC is, like, 35
I FEEL YA SHUFFLES, ABANDON ALL HOPE
Back of the net!
they're hot right now
They come round and we make cocktails and we talk about willies.