* QPR to bid six million for Gary Hooper. Redknapp complains he wasn't given enough (20m+) to beat the drop.
* Watford have their own AGUE...Solksjaer moment, winning the playoff semi-final in dramatic fashion. Playoffs been good this year.
* Sturridge gets a hat-trick against west brom or west ham.
* Newcastle are safe and Pardew effectively throws the Arsenal game to the delight of that joporz guy.
* Rumours Fergie might be leaving.