Do You Have You Several Women On The Go, But Find It Hard To Remember When Any Of Them Are On Their Period At Any Given Time? There's An App For That. / Social // Drowned In Sound

Do you have you several women on the go, but find it hard to remember when any of them are on their period at any given time? There's an app for that.

GayGuevara [Edit] [Delete] 31 replies 17:24, 9 May '13

We've all been there right, lads?

This is possibly the worst app ever conceived, let alone made a reality.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/shortcuts/2013/may/09/are-these-the-worst-apps-ever

Hmmm, interesting...

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Antpocalypsenow | 9 May '13, 17:25 | X
- IT'S SPELT APPLAUD
  
  moker @Antpocalypsenow | 9 May '13, 17:27 | X
do we still do mum jokes on this forum only...

zxcvbnm- | 9 May '13, 17:29 | X
I know a few people

Who use an app to where you input when you changed nappies, fed your baby, your baby slept etc. This produces various graphs.

I want to assault these people.

Balonz | 9 May '13, 17:30 | X
my prayers have finally been answered

anal_schwarzenegger | 9 May '13, 17:31 | X
no Facebook app on that list

glaring omission

mac_daddy | 9 May '13, 17:32 | X
Theres an app that shows you people who have just had sex in your area too.

fappable | 9 May '13, 17:48 | X
- I don't need an app to know what my area is up to.
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @fappable | 9 May '13, 18:16 | X
  - finally got those binoculars?
    
    fappable @hip_young_gunslinger | 9 May '13, 18:29 | X
Why do people have such a problem with period blood anyway?

It's fine

DarwinDude | 9 May '13, 17:59 | X

NickDS this'd this
- I think it's more determining whether `she` is going to be in a bit of a strop
  
  Yeah I know. Pretty sexist right?
  
  Not *MY* bag at all.
  
  zxcvbnm- @DarwinDude | 9 May '13, 18:08 | X
  - What do you think the 'P' in PMT stands for?
    
    marckee @zxcvbnm- | 9 May '13, 18:10 | X
    - PARTY
      
      cocodaLOL @marckee | 9 May '13, 18:13 | X
      - :D
        
        marckee @cocodaLOL | 9 May '13, 18:14 | X
        
        fitzcarraldo, pichaelmarker, and ma0sm this'd this
    - Period my treasure?
      
      Balonz @marckee | 9 May '13, 18:14 | X
      - Podger me tomorrow?
        
        zxcvbnm- @Balonz | 9 May '13, 18:16 | X
        
        Prick my tailpipe
        
        Balonz @zxcvbnm- | 9 May '13, 18:19 | X
    - YES OK
      
      But what I say still stands.
      
      I'm not even sure why I'm defending this app.
      
      zxcvbnm- @marckee | 9 May '13, 18:17 | X
- Just wear a condom ffs.
  
  marckee @DarwinDude | 9 May '13, 18:10 | X
  - DarwinDude's a lady you fucking muffin
    
    zxcvbnm- @marckee | 9 May '13, 18:16 | X
    - I'll fucking your muffin
      
      marckee @zxcvbnm- | 9 May '13, 18:18 | X
      
      twentynine this'd this
    - So you're saying that just 'cos she's a woman she's not allowed to wear a condom?
      
      That's really sexist.
      
      theguywithnousername @zxcvbnm- | 9 May '13, 18:21 | X
      
      zxcvbnm- and ma0sm this'd this
- it's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
  
  alcxxk @DarwinDude | 9 May '13, 18:15 | X
PAT.

twentynine | 9 May '13, 18:23 | X

oojimaflop this'd this
Like I have time to use apps

in between bed-hopping.

Raanraals | 9 May '13, 18:25 | X
Wonder if there's an app to tell you whether or not the girls your sleeping with's boyfriends are in...

theguywithnousername | 9 May '13, 18:26 | X

broomstick this'd this
isn't that cry translator the exact thing

homer's brother herb designs in that simpsons episode?

fitzcarraldo | 10 May '13, 10:29 | X

DaisyFlower and broomstick this'd this
Quite surprised they didn't include the android app

that you can secretly install on your partner's phone and which then tracks their movements in case they're having an affair. I was massively creeped out by that.

splitterwill | 10 May '13, 10:42 | X
- Google Latitude?
  
  ma0sm @splitterwill | 10 May '13, 11:24 | X
I've got a mate who clocked Grindr

Gorkys_Forever | 10 May '13, 10:54 | X
- You know chintz too?
  
  Small world.
  
  deadonthestairs @Gorkys_Forever | 10 May '13, 11:32 | X

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