THIS IS DEPRESSING FOR MYRIAD REASONS
BUT ALSO INTERESTING TO READ FOR MYRIAD REASONS
IN CONCLUSION: MYRIAD
Ignoring all the replies who chose to leave out, all we've established is that if someone's going to have a one-off fuck with a stranger, they'd rather fuck a good-looking stranger.
World continues to turn.
Dairy (Male) - could this be a euphemism for a sperm bank?
Could this thread be Moker's way of communicating his procreative urges?
*reactivates profile* pajzuuueeee
moker the joker
"fuck off" at that response though.
IT'S WHAT WE DON'T SEE EH? AYE? A.
In conclusion: A
and I'm as ugly as sin.
I think this disproves the OP.
this is very false modesty, subjectively speaking of course
I'm back on the meat
Back on the marckeemeat
isn't the greatest thing in the world, is it?
Maybe just below Jaffa Cakes and Breaking Bad.
always should be someone you really thiiiis
I'M YOUNG AND HOPELESS
I'M LOST AND I KNOW THIS
I'M GOING NOWHERE FAST THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY
I'M TROUBLESOME, I'VE FALLEN
I'M ANGRY AT MY FATHER
IT'S ME AGAINST THIS WORLD AND I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
AND NOW... I DON'T CARE
WELL DIDYOUKNOWWHENYOUWEREFAMOUS YOU COULD KILL YOUR WIFE
AND THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS 25 TO LIFEEEE
AS LONG AS YOU'VE GOT THE CASH, TO PAY FOR COCHRANNNNNNNNNNNNN
AND DID YOU KNOW IFYOUWERECAUGHTANDYOUWERSMOKIN CRACK
MCDONALDSWOULDN'TEVENWANT TO TAKE YOU BACK
BUT YOU COULD ALWAYS JUST RUN FOR MAYOR OF DCCCCCCCCC
because if that's the case I really don't know the rules
I get such a weird mix of emotions: firstly pride, then mistrust, then shame at feeling good abut my looks.
I'm kinda ugly though thank god
I find this pretty hilarious
nice to know you got if you need it
they like to go swimming
haha what a load of nonsense this is though mokar.
Agreed though - I'm not saying it isn't nonsense. Hence the depressing point. I'm just going "hey everyone, look at this!" but I can tell there's an itching to blame me somehow.
*does provocative dance and makes wooo noises with my mouth*
it would be rendered invalid by the ugger's use of *slide* instead of *pull* your panties off - it's not a direct comparison. Who knows if that's what ACTUALLY turned the women off rather than his ugly, ugly face?
Quick, call Ben Goldacre