Nothing to see here...
No she's still haunting me.
Smee bros, polish that up and get it out for production.
and expected the payoff to be that the secret is to push your thumb up the guy's arse as he's pounding away.
"A tower of lies obstructing the view to your crippling inadequecies" is the implication I read here.
“Hi, you look lonely, so I thought I should just come over and say hi. The weather’s finally nice for once, huh?. What's your phone number?”
'5. Your attitude says a lot about you. SMILE! Give men a reason to approach you. Uncross your arms when standing.'
dont crush them Lynn.
'Here are a few conversation starters you can use (whilst smiling shyly):
“Hi, you look lonely, so I thought I should just come over and say hi.”
“The weather’s finally nice for once, huh?”
"that your man cant stand, after its finished and a program he wants to watch (aliver stones us documentary) and then without any consultation get up and unplug the telly and skybox and then turning off the light"
(But it's probably your weight. You fucking pie)
thanks for that, so helpful :/
Ask him questions about what everything means all the way through a film hahahahaha
something about an exercise in futility
If I go around saying "the weather's finally nice, huh?", will I just look like a dick?
why can't i talk about the weather to a guy?
Like a guy?
a) Look nice!
b) Talk to him!
that on the way to this thread I saw a glum-looking mad scientist walking away from the thread. He said he was disappointed because he's looking for a way to create the ultimate in feral super-human survival-warriors, and thought he'd stumbled into, not one, but fifteen breakthroughs.
I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY (because happiness is nice)
but 7. contradicts 6. "Ask him questions that won’t lead to a one word answer."
“Hi, you look lonely, so I thought I should just come over and say hi.” NO
“The weather’s finally nice for once, huh?” NO
Your argument is invalid.
"If he doesn’t seem interested, move on.''
that sure will drive him WILD with desire