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Never had an eye test in my life but my eyesight's fucking ballbags.
Where should I go?
you four-eyed twats
really bring it home.
"I'll have a big mac and fries, please"
"Lol you funny batsrad, good one"
"seriously though, Ive come about my monthly contact lenses"
"No problem sir, here you are"
"Much obliged, apologies for the joke"
is a great insult.
That is an hilarious guy who everyone loves.
with your head in a microwave
I just give all the Disers everything they need to buy them off the internet cheap. Hundreds of satisfied customers*
*Rounded up to the nearest hundred
They may even have an arrangement with a specific opticians. If you need glasses for work, you should also be able to get a contribution towards them too.
One for each of my fucking eyes
did glaucoma test and everything. it cost me nothing to find out my eyes are just really beautiful.
I can't make that kind of judgment at work anymore.
There was this weird swirling vortexy thing coming out of someone's irises the other day that I thought was sort of beautiful. But obvs he needed to be sent to hospital
After a thorough examination I can confirm your eyes are angelic and ravishing, and I need to prescribe you a lifetimes of hot loving *wink*