What do you put on yours?
but if you put anything other than butter or marg on crumpets you're a tedious pervert.
Tedious pervert actually described him quite well.
and then do butter, slice of cheese (leerdammer, havarti, emmental), and a cherry tomato or two. Haven't had crumpets in a while though.
they are fucking horrible if they're all stodgy
Have you ever had Crumpet Loaf? It's out of this world.