I'm basically being forced to go on secondment somewhere I'd rather not go. A couple of days a week. For ten months.
It's an excellent career opportunity but, frankly, I'm lazy. It's off-site, it's an arse-ache to get to and because it's with a client I'll have to be on my best behaviour at all times.
Cannot be arsed. That's not a good enough reason.
Ever weaseled your way out of unwanted work responsibilities in a hilarious manner?