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It has been a long plodding journey to this milestone.
I really liked him. He had the worst shot in the team, but that didn't stop him from having a pop from 40 yards every 5 minutes. http://www.messengernewspapers.co.uk/resources/images/615340.jpg?type=articlePortrait
I rarely find food in my beard I'm afraid.
Its a bit full of annoying people there though.
But I'd be frowned at. It's only a fortnight before I leave anyway. I could do with the money, but I think I love Eurovison more than money.
Eurovision is history in the making.
Who would you choose and why? You can have up to 6 people including yourself.
Andy Vine, because he would be the 'nice cop' to forza's bad cop. Cat Race because the police commissioner would always be screaming CAT RAAAAAACE and telling him off for breaking loads of cars. ICWAR would be good at interrogations because she would just yell the same question over and over again til she got an answer, deadonthestairs because of this https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208570_9760970037_8481_n.jpg
probs just work pc running ie -8
at linking crap pics
Fucking hell, rizla-thick skin!
then ready salted, then chicken, then prawn cocktail, then beef, then awful salt and vinegar.
or just sticking his dick up her stink hole.
Should I eat it for breakfast?
Open the window and throw it as hard as you can. NOW.
As I want my crimefighting question to survive.
Don;t forget to call each other ducks. That was the best part.
I can see why Mingeamatron2000, J-Man, dickonthestairs and LL Cool Drake are all after you.
Are you suggesting that I'm blackmailing them into pretending they fancy me on the internet, via a collection of unflattering photographs?
NOW I think you're blackmailing them though. Was that why you asked me to send you a dick pic via pm? Was I just a pawn in your quest to be Queen of DiS?
Now pretend you fancy me on the internet or I'll tell everyone you have an ugly dick.
Can I go free if I help trap/recruit others? Also if you show me mercy then it will keep morale up amongst the others
If you want to just acknowledge what you've done we can all move on and be nice again.
Also we need to have a word about your misogyny.
I've deleted you off facebook, I won't bother with you if I see you in the street, you're best off just leaving it now sweetheart yeah?
In future maybe don't involve me at all if you don't want to hear my opinions on it. You won't be welcome back in my house anyway so it's a moot point. Later xxxxxxx
When are you next here?
but possibly no idea.
i would be heading home after the weekend. which means i just might stay here
the weekend after is my birthday this is the best birthday present ever cat race i love you
or the funniest PM you recievecd?
um I had a lot of PMs in the past, it'll take a while to go through them.
sounds a lot like my life tbh, living alone + going mental rules
I took off one of the little wheels from the sofa to see how it was connected, but now I've lost it, so I have to watch the TV at a weir angle. I'm using the yellow pages to tilt the tv, but the rest of the room looks like its at the wrong angle, then I feel a bit sick. I've just realised that I should use the directory to straighten the sofa.
to suffer the Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune, or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
that we all want?
for sure. Such a balanced level headed approach to everything.
It deserves to be shared anyway
I met the front man of JAG when we were both on a stag do. I'm going to make this short and just let you all know that he's a lovely man who has a very healthy sense of humour about the whole thing, but there is actually a pretty sad backstory about what happened to the band that I don't feel particularly comfortable posting on the boards, as shit got decidedly real for them. I'm sure that I'll tell you in person though.
I have no interest in the subject at all, and get bored just thinking of the work that he does. `
you turn, I don't know, 32, and BAM, you've bought some pocket secaturs from B&Q to take surreptitious clippings from other people's unguarded front gardens.