That people of the internet cared enough to speculate.
Obv if we'd actually broken up it would be like rubbing salt in the wound, so yeah, it wouldn't be very nice at all and I apologise for the harsh words of my partner.
I, personally, wish you and CG nothing but happiness x
and embarrassing posting. it's all part of his stream-of-consciousness appeal. tbh i think the ban will do him a bit of good. might leave the house, get some air. it's not temporary obviously, so all this teeth-gnashing (ITT) is a bit unbecoming.
if we don't get a tale of him being on a rugby tour with the lads, downing 38 schooners of Guinnes down and having to drain his prolapsed anus in some young broad's clutch bag, i'll be very, very disappointed.
And it was quite a traumatic experience which gave me nightmares for ages and I spoke to a therapist about it and they suggested sharing it and making light of it would help me deal with it, which it did. So thanks for participating in my rehabilitation.
Also I'm shit at downing stuff. I've often been told it's the thing that holds me back from me held in regard as a truly great aler
nah
which one? deserved or harsh?
Don't think it will affect the boards in any obvious way
it's like banning a rock
parsefone's monthy bout of willy waving.
he'll unban him shortly when he sees this thread.
willy waving is quite endearing
I thought you moderator types
shared a doorless bedsit while cackling about who you were going to ban next. Obviously I was wrong.
They do apart from Forza whos their northern correspondant
The BBC followed this model thats why seans got loads of money to reform the police or whoever
me a moderator? hohohohoho could you imagine?
hohohohohohoho
Would be good to get some Midlands balance to
put against the North-South stranglehold
Fine, I'll do it.
Or perhaps not.
what happened?
:( if untrue has been banned.
cg and meowington split up
: (
i don't believe in true love anymore
stroked her hair kill me now
:(
It would warrant a ban if we'd actually broke up and he was poking fun at it
But we didn't break up. Sorry for spoiling the fun.
Look, your opinion doesnt matter
It was cuntish and thats final
It wasn't
It was just odd. Leave him be.
:'''D
it really wouldn't.
how full of yourself would you have to be to think that. LOL
haha.
So say you and tillance broke up
You'd both be happy to have a thread poking fun at your break up?
Hmm.
more importantly
how do you feel about taxidermy ducklings?
yeah, it'd be funny
That people of the internet cared enough to speculate.
Obv if we'd actually broken up it would be like rubbing salt in the wound, so yeah, it wouldn't be very nice at all and I apologise for the harsh words of my partner.
I, personally, wish you and CG nothing but happiness x
I don't think it would warrant a ban though
I've had rape threats and all sorts on here that haven't resulted in a ban. I don't see how gossiping would do so.
who threatened you?
bamnan, it was years ago though, we're cool now, I think
Luv I bammers x
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:)
Yeah just to reiterate in case anyone thinks I'm
Ether a rapist or a hand-wringing dickhead....what I said was totally indefensible and shitty and I apologise unreservedly for that :)
Yeah, it's cool
I know you were in a really bad place when you wrote that and stuff. No hard feelings or owt.
Yeah, it's cool
I know you were in a really bad place when you wrote that and stuff. No hard feelings or owt.
Cheers!
Yeah, wow I've been to some pretty dark places in my short life, take it easy x
it was quite funny when you nutted Craig Foley at Zonino few years back
did this actually happen?
Dude, unfortunate typo!
:)
And my Bingo card is complete...
hate it when people leer at women on here.
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4319809#r6535991
<3
must have been hard sitting on that one for that length of time
c'mon, mate.
cut out the smut.
I'm just saying, give me the keys to this place
and i swear i won't fuck around. I will be impartial, rational and other good things
people who call hobbies 'projects' aren't allowed to be mods.
sorry, mate.
i knew that would haunt me.
i've stopped doing it I swear. Even the really big new proj-HOBBY
I would have banned him ages ago if I was a mod
Boring twat. VOTE AV
I did. Expect more. Sean has asked me to front a new
Plain Clothes Dis Investigative Moderator Team With Aggressive Tactics. Will be recruiting soon
the end bit spells 'twat'
heehee
...
PC Dimtwat?
yeah, should clarify
I wasn't having a go at parsefone here, he's one of the good guys. Personally, for what untrue did, I think the electric chair is too good.
parseone is thising every post
he's what?
should i take him some jam & scones round...
get him to calm down a bit?
this board needs better banter
we need more
bus drivers. they always have bants,but only with each other, so we need a group, maybe 5 or 6
#banterfriends
guys its really sunny outside
not in the office it isnt
thats why i said outside
ah but you don't know where said office is!
I WORK IN THE OFFICE OF LIFE
it was parsefone
you go next and the place might turn out ok
haha.
hohohohoho ban me?
for what? telling it like it is? hohohohohoho.
itt: normals lames and squares
Can they get rid of the newest MPBH while you're at it?
And TheWza too, just because.
argh, what the fuck? untrue was the best poster on this website.
easily one of the worst.
but a harsh banning.
he fluctuates between inspired posting
and embarrassing posting. it's all part of his stream-of-consciousness appeal. tbh i think the ban will do him a bit of good. might leave the house, get some air. it's not temporary obviously, so all this teeth-gnashing (ITT) is a bit unbecoming.
*is temporary/ not permanent
judging by the thread parsefone's started in the admin section...
and comments from the other mods in it, it's very much going to be permanent.
apparently, idiotic threads are just the tip of the iceberg and untrue's been sending female DiSers photos of his willy and that.
shouldn't someone go and check on parsefone?
Who'd want to get in the way of your love affair??
That's your look-out, pal.
He's fine.
He's just bathing in the tears of Indie virgins like he does every morning.
This thread :''''''D
He was pretty fucking tedious tbh
Then again if I had my way I'd ban the lot of you
what if we wanted to respond to the hilarious anecdote you'd posted for the fifth time?
sanjay :'D
*made up anecdote
LLB's been done here.
serves him right for supporting the tyrant AbsKelly, really.
oh look everyone's come out to play today!
Reminds me of a funny story actually
:D
I just remembered how annoyed you got last time someone accused you of making stuff up.
I'm a bit worried actually
Nothing truly noteworthy has happened to me in about 8 months. I think I'm getting old :(
untrue started that I believe
truly a modern hero
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/4-PIckHrZ0o/hqdefault.jpg
have you got any good anecdotes about handbags?
*rugby handbags
to be honest...
if we don't get a tale of him being on a rugby tour with the lads, downing 38 schooners of Guinnes down and having to drain his prolapsed anus in some young broad's clutch bag, i'll be very, very disappointed.
this is all being done in good humour right?
i want to make sure before carrying on.
why wouldn't it be?
we prefer *the boys* to *the lads*
Lads is a bit low rent
tsk young forza, it was an abscess in my colon, my anus is perfectly intact
And it was quite a traumatic experience which gave me nightmares for ages and I spoke to a therapist about it and they suggested sharing it and making light of it would help me deal with it, which it did. So thanks for participating in my rehabilitation.
Also I'm shit at downing stuff. I've often been told it's the thing that holds me back from me held in regard as a truly great aler
no, quite thin on the ground for bag related stories in general
You seem quite upset about this. Do you want to talk about it? I'm listening
classic Banter!
ok cool
have a good day pal
should this be added to the "DiS feuds" spreadsheet?
oh shit was the ribbing real?
i'd like to officially remove myself from the record and say that on balance incandenza is the worst
I have bad labyrinthitis
Don't make him cry and pretend to leave again
rugby union is just rugby league if they went to the pub instead of training
it's ok he's safe and sound look
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f24157b025c81418f39950555c62a720/tumblr_mkk4ydwA5y1qdtgs0o3_r3_250.gif
he's watching us all
Well, this thread is almost as bad as the one that got him banned.
i try my best
untrue is dead
long live untrue