the last thing my grandad said to me before he died was; 'bye'
chute hasn't opened properly and at the end he just says "bye" before he lands in some bushes. He survived though.
"you always remember the last thing someone says to you before they die".
It's true. They do say that.
I have spoken my last words but I can't recall what they were.
Obviously TEdex talks are a neoliberal loads of bollocks but I thought it was a good video
because it's a pun that doesn't work if you say it out loud
wasting everyone's time with awful attempts at humour til the end
when I told him that I would get his wife to sleep with him in his room rather than the McMillan nurse that night, he then drifted into dozyness and then went to sleep.
to shout Geronimo
just so they know they can have some good last words and not something shit?
and they'll go to the tree and probably dig it all up and shit and nothing will be there haha