Why is Boswinga getting it in the neck for clearly not giving a shit about QPR's relegation whilst Redknapp's smiling and joking at the final whistle is ignored?
Amazing finish in League One. Amazing interviews too. "I knew he was gonna miss. I KNEW he was gonna miss." "It was in the script 'cos I'd written the script and now the script's come true." Brentford try to figure out why Trotta took the penalty in the first place.
Barnet finally fail to escape relegation on the final day. Everyone's pleased for AFC Wimbledon. Except Pete Winkleman, probably.
The Championship looks set for an awesome finish. Two teams for one automatic promotion place, four teams for two play-off places and about 7 teams for the last relegation place. For some reason I fear for Sheffield Wednesday.
RVP scores at the Emirates. Sagna provides a brilliant advert for Arsenal's defence. Some stuff happens in the chase for 3rd and 4th but that's only really interesting if you support one of those teams. Newcastle get absolutely fucking hammered and might be on their way down. I reckon it'll be Wigan though.
Bale wins player of the year, young player of the year and master of the universe.
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