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on MSN, and initiate conversation by saying 'so bored'. Kill me now.
but when I'd see her out in this club I'd hardly say much to her but then I'd get home that night and send her pissed messages on MySpace
kill me now
so what? how long ago was that? why are you still bothered about it?
You could meet somebody who really loves you So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you MSN
And you want to die.
they keep coming up when i turn on my computer.
I wish people still used MSN it was great
(soz, untrue - you know i'm a fan, right?)
If you've never made an arse of yourself then you've not lived. I mean fucking hell, it just looks like you flirted pretty unsuccessfully that's all.
I once asked a girl out at uni... using the note technique. At UNI. I was nearly 21 for fucks sake.
weren't they alarmed that michael barrymore was initiating conversation with their kids?
Tell James I love you
i never say good stuff
I was talking to a girl once, years ago, on my step-mums laptop and things got a bit ahem...intimate. Hope she never saw/read what was said.
but I can't remember if the default setting was saving them or not saving them.
Until I stumbled upon some partial ones on my PC shortly after.
And know what users posted it.
so i did that and i sounded like an 8 year old girl apparently, dunno why i did that.
then a year later a different girl i fancied stole my phone and sent fake, slightly creepy texts to the first girl and i let her do it cos i fancied her. she thought the first girl was a bitch and i went along with her despite having no evidence to support that. then like 8 months later the first girl messaged me on MSN about the text messages and i was like 'oh haha that wasnt me that was girl that thinks youre a bitch' and she had a go at me and i'm well embarrassed about that too.
the headiest, best cocktail
i mean seriously imagine
and then, also, imagine being a teenager right now when ALL of the internet exists
Thought mine was really good at the time. Read it a few months ago and I'd talked about fishermen and used the phrase 'robotic-like movements'
i was in a restaurant once and i asked for a coke or something, and the waitress went is 'pepsi alright?' and i went yeah, and then after she'd left i went 'it's not alright really' to my friend as a joke but for some reason i said it too loudly and she heard and turned around
this reminds me of when i was at Subway with a few friends when I was young and I asked for Italian herbs and cheese as the bread. She said there was none left, friend in front of me had taken the last one. Instead of turning to him and speaking to his face like a human being, I continued staring forward at the woman serving and said something along the lines of "You selfish prick". She looked really upset and I felt rotten, rightfully so.
Carried on until about 6 in the morning, this woman was talking about how my mate had been jokingly/pervertedly trying it on with her and going 'aww but he was charming with it though' and then got talking to me. She was saying I was the nicest one and then cos it was the end of the party and it was 6 in the morning and I was really drunk I thought it was acceptable to take my shoes off and lie down on the settee to go to sleep. She ended up lying next to me and I stroked her hair. She was ~50
Stroked her hair kill me now
i don't know how you feel
I am pleased I was wrong
this reminds me of when I saw Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (yeah, i know) last night and one of the characters, i think it was the bedwetting teen said "We need to change the past" and I sprayed coffee down my front. The writers were really taking the piss with that movie.
"Spiders always build their webs facing South." So... It would be facing North as well then wouldn't it? You can't use a web as a compass, you asshats.
it was raining heavily outside and I was using an umbrella. I forgot I was holding the umbrella and when I entered the store the air blowers above the automatic doors blew all the water off the umbrella and innocent bystanders got a face full of water. I heard some groaning, I think from an old man, and a posh lady say "what the hell".
Spend the shift paranoid as fuck thinking someone may have made a complaint or was out to find me and seek revenge, so I hid in the warehouse for five hours.
Haven't used an umbrella since.
Soaked innocent bystanders, kill me now.
My mother had recommended that I "jazz-up" by adding colourful borders to the CV and using different colours in the text. Assuming age meant wisdom, I took this advice. I no longer do this.
after we went out for a month or so when I was 13. He ended up going out with a close friend of mine (who I'd fallen out with). He got in touch with me out of the blue through facebook and we met up a few time over the last few years. The last time he slept at mine *cough*, but it was a bit of a disappointment. At least now I know it never would have worked out and I can get over it. THE END!