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have intercourse, an activity in which I am unusually proficient?
what a great asset to the board he is. Good looking to boot!
Okay any female who wants to spend time with yo-
Maybe just a friend?
Oh fuck this is awkward now.
is lovely and no-one here has fucked her
where you described how you had been staring at me on the train every morning for six months, without having the courage to talk to me, I knew I wanted to go for a drink with you, and who knows where it might lead.
looking up at the stars, when I tripped over due to both my feet being inside a toilet seat discarded on the pavement.
<True fact......although I am now realising that I have said a similarish sentence to someone before>
must be my lucky day
See also: "I'm a massive U2 fan", though I think such people DO exist, given there was a Bono tribute act/obsessive on Come Dine With Me .
it's about family coming together, so go put on your outfits and go to the incest room.
I read at least one sentence like this on this site every week.
because he had, and I think I was the first person ever to say that.
And Indeed, brought together keyboard warriors and trolls, Celts and Vikings, bedwetters and admins...to end the rule of the evil lord Sean Adams.