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have intercourse, an activity in which I am unusually proficient?
what a great asset to the board he is. Good looking to boot!
oh. Okay any female who wants to spend time with yo- oh. Maybe just a friend? Oh fuck this is awkward now.
is lovely and no-one here has fucked her
where you described how you had been staring at me on the train every morning for six months, without having the courage to talk to me, I knew I wanted to go for a drink with you, and who knows where it might lead.
looking up at the stars, when I tripped over due to both my feet being inside a toilet seat discarded on the pavement.
<True fact......although I am now realising that I have said a similarish sentence to someone before>
hahahahah!!!
I would
must be my lucky day
See also: "I'm a massive U2 fan", though I think such people DO exist, given there was a Bono tribute act/obsessive on Come Dine With Me .
it's about family coming together, so go put on your outfits and go to the incest room.
I read at least one sentence like this on this site every week.
because he had, and I think I was the first person ever to say that.
And Indeed, brought together keyboard warriors and trolls, Celts and Vikings, bedwetters and admins...to end the rule of the evil lord Sean Adams.
Wow, darling! I can see you inherited your cleavage from your maternal grandmother's DNA.
With increasing rental prices in city centres AND the huge rise in online fantasy gaming, I don't understand why they haven't gone under.
I thought Game of Thrones/the Hobbit would have been a huge boost to Games Workshop
Jafoom mucky parlour hoscotch fuckbucket in the mind kid, hope you've burted the cooper.
I used to say this all the time
liar
Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
So much this!
Ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn
Hello, I am a member of mildly-popular indie music forum Drowned in Sound, would you like to have a drink with me, and then, if the idea appeals,
have intercourse, an activity in which I am unusually proficient?
That cocodalol
what a great asset to the board he is. Good looking to boot!
You should tell your girlfriend that one
oh.
Okay any female who wants to spend time with yo-
oh.
Maybe just a friend?
Oh fuck this is awkward now.
I dont want to be involved in a world where you can prosper
Your mum
is lovely and no-one here has fucked her
Tell us more, creaky
You're fucking hilarious, Balonz!
when I saw your ad in Metro
where you described how you had been staring at me on the train every morning for six months, without having the courage to talk to me, I knew I wanted to go for a drink with you, and who knows where it might lead.
I was wondering around amsterdam, with my fellow tug of war team members
looking up at the stars, when I tripped over due to both my feet being inside a toilet seat discarded on the pavement.
<True fact......although I am now realising that I have said a similarish sentence to someone before>
DAVID CAMERON IS A GOOD PRIME MINISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahah!!!
That Maggie Thatcher:
I would
God forbid that I use butter to enrage the buffalo on a hot summers day
I said that yesterday
Coffee and a slice of toast for £6?
must be my lucky day
Darling I do love it when you dangle your testicles in my mouth
Surely there has to be more to Christmas traditions than being ripped to shreds to wild monsters?
love that Kevin Federline album.
I'm a massive Wet Wet Wet fan.
See also: "I'm a massive U2 fan", though I think such people DO exist, given there was a Bono tribute act/obsessive on Come Dine With Me .
That new Megadeth single is killer.
I'm spending my gap year joining the EDL
Christmas isn't about presents,
it's about family coming together, so go put on your outfits and go to the incest room.
I read at least one sentence like this on this site every week.
Once I said 'a man with no eyes has just sneezed in my face'
because he had, and I think I was the first person ever to say that.
It was the meme that brought together the Fifth Age
And Indeed, brought together keyboard warriors and trolls, Celts and Vikings, bedwetters and admins...to end the rule of the evil lord Sean Adams.
Thanks for your PM, DaddyOrChips; yes I am interested in meeting up.
I'm doing a benefit gig for Richard Littlejohn