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List a sentence that you are pretty sure no one in the history of the planet has ever said before

kostenurky [Edit] [Delete] 35 replies 07:41, 24 April '13

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  • Wow, darling! I can see you inherited your cleavage from your maternal grandmother's DNA.

    kostenurky | 24 Apr '13, 07:42 | X
  • With increasing rental prices in city centres AND the huge rise in online fantasy gaming, I don't understand why they haven't gone under.

    TheKennedyCurse | 24 Apr '13, 08:35 | X
    georgiabeth, zxcvbnm-, Parsefone, pieces_of_reece, and Antelope this'd this
    • I thought Game of Thrones/the Hobbit would have been a huge boost to Games Workshop

      Thisisnotapipe @TheKennedyCurse | 24 Apr '13, 18:20 | X
  • Jafoom mucky parlour hoscotch fuckbucket in the mind kid, hope you've burted the cooper.

    justanothersheeldz | 24 Apr '13, 09:39 | X
    • I used to say this all the time

      ma0sm @justanothersheeldz | 24 Apr '13, 09:58 | X
      • liar

        justanothersheeldz @ma0sm | 24 Apr '13, 10:10 | X
        ma0sm and oojimaflop this'd this
  • Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

    j0hn | 24 Apr '13, 10:18 | X
    licky_kicky and -dan- this'd this
    • So much this!

      licky_kicky @j0hn | 24 Apr '13, 19:15 | X
  • Ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn

    The_Excession | 24 Apr '13, 10:25 | X
  • Hello, I am a member of mildly-popular indie music forum Drowned in Sound, would you like to have a drink with me, and then, if the idea appeals,

    have intercourse, an activity in which I am unusually proficient?

    hip_young_gunslinger | 24 Apr '13, 11:04 | X
  • That cocodalol

    what a great asset to the board he is. Good looking to boot!

    Songs_about_ducking | 24 Apr '13, 11:10 | X
    andyvine this'd this
    • You should tell your girlfriend that one

      oh.
      Okay any female who wants to spend time with yo-
      oh.
      Maybe just a friend?
      Oh fuck this is awkward now.

      cocodaLOL @Songs_about_ducking | 24 Apr '13, 11:12 | X
      • I dont want to be involved in a world where you can prosper

        Songs_about_ducking @cocodaLOL | 24 Apr '13, 11:21 | X
  • Your mum

    is lovely and no-one here has fucked her

    NoahVale | 24 Apr '13, 11:23 | X
    ryanwilson this'd this
  • Tell us more, creaky

    NoahVale | 24 Apr '13, 11:24 | X
    Steved, Parsefone, and gonad this'd this
  • You're fucking hilarious, Balonz!

    robluvsnic | 24 Apr '13, 11:25 | X
  • when I saw your ad in Metro

    where you described how you had been staring at me on the train every morning for six months, without having the courage to talk to me, I knew I wanted to go for a drink with you, and who knows where it might lead.

    What_Ho | 24 Apr '13, 11:45 | X
    ma0sm, inside-outside, theguywithnousername, and BarryShitpeas this'd this
  • I was wondering around amsterdam, with my fellow tug of war team members

    looking up at the stars, when I tripped over due to both my feet being inside a toilet seat discarded on the pavement.

    <True fact......although I am now realising that I have said a similarish sentence to someone before>

    creakyknees | 24 Apr '13, 12:57 | X
  • DAVID CAMERON IS A GOOD PRIME MINISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hahahahah!!!

    alcxxk | 24 Apr '13, 12:59 | X
  • That Maggie Thatcher:

    I would

    NoahVale | 24 Apr '13, 13:07 | X
    Thisisnotapipe this'd this
  • God forbid that I use butter to enrage the buffalo on a hot summers day

    Yesiamaduck | 24 Apr '13, 13:09 | X
    kostenurky and Antelope this'd this
    • I said that yesterday

      moker @Yesiamaduck | 24 Apr '13, 14:02 | X
  • Coffee and a slice of toast for £6?

    must be my lucky day

    inside-outside | 24 Apr '13, 13:59 | X
    ethricdouble and Antelope this'd this
  • Darling I do love it when you dangle your testicles in my mouth

    kostenurky | 24 Apr '13, 17:53 | X
  • Surely there has to be more to Christmas traditions than being ripped to shreds to wild monsters?

    theguywithnousername | 24 Apr '13, 17:56 | X
  • love that Kevin Federline album.

    TheBeautifulOnes_ | 24 Apr '13, 18:00 | X
    kostenurky this'd this
  • I'm a massive Wet Wet Wet fan.

    See also: "I'm a massive U2 fan", though I think such people DO exist, given there was a Bono tribute act/obsessive on Come Dine With Me .

    Thisisnotapipe | 24 Apr '13, 18:24 | X
    kostenurky this'd this
  • That new Megadeth single is killer.

    ethricdouble | 24 Apr '13, 18:28 | X
  • I'm spending my gap year joining the EDL

    Thisisnotapipe | 24 Apr '13, 18:38 | X
  • Christmas isn't about presents,

    it's about family coming together, so go put on your outfits and go to the incest room.

    broomstick | 24 Apr '13, 18:41 | X
  • I read at least one sentence like this on this site every week.

    lemonbrickcombo | 24 Apr '13, 18:52 | X
  • Once I said 'a man with no eyes has just sneezed in my face'

    because he had, and I think I was the first person ever to say that.

    mug_mug_mug | 24 Apr '13, 19:00 | X
  • It was the meme that brought together the Fifth Age

    And Indeed, brought together keyboard warriors and trolls, Celts and Vikings, bedwetters and admins...to end the rule of the evil lord Sean Adams.

    wonton | 24 Apr '13, 19:09 | X
  • Thanks for your PM, DaddyOrChips; yes I am interested in meeting up.

    Icarus-Smicarus | 24 Apr '13, 21:04 | X
    gonad this'd this
  • I'm doing a benefit gig for Richard Littlejohn

    Thisisnotapipe | 25 Apr '13, 21:38 | X
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