I've been reminded that the regulars at the rock night I sometimes went to at uni had alternative shout-along lyrics to RATM's Christmas classic Killing In The Name.
They were about the free toasties the Christian Union gave out to drunk folk. The main refrain became "Fuck me, I could do with a toastie", and I'm cracking up at the memory of the sweaty shout of "PASS THE BUTTER!" at the end.
I know it's not funny, really. I'm still giggling. What's tickling you?