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what do you do with it?
We got really bored of it all once and started putting 'The dweller no longer dwells at the dwelling' and stuff.
there's this one guy who clearly avoided all bills, council tax and credit expenses so we get angry post for him daily.
We piled it all up recently, took it all to the pub and sat for a good hour writing RTS on each one. Only RTS soon turned into things like Runny Tit Sweat and Ron's Turgid Sack etc.
and pop it back in the post box.
Or give it to your letting agent if they have any way of contacting them.
Never send it on, eventually recycle it
For other stuff it's could technically be a criminal offence but I can't see anyone thinking it was worth prosecuting, even if they could win.
I have a big black marker and I just write 'No longer at this address' on the envelope and then post it back.
And no fucker pays any attention. I want to know if there's a way to prove to the Post Office that only the people who live there still live there and to just automatically bounce letters for anyone else.
Seriously, the lady sold her flat to us and didn't spend 10 mins at the post office putting a fucking redirect in? It's not just junk mail either. Some of it is clearly stuff from banks and from stocks and shares people. WOULDN'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN MONEY?
At my last flat someone who previously lived there owned some company a fuck load of money and we kept getting FINAL WARNING BILLS which we consistently posted back. One day we were home and a debt collector visited and we were like "errrr, no, they don't live here any more". Baffling it took someone to visit for them to realise when we'd been telling them ourselves for months.
It only took them about 2 years to send one that said ' or The Current Occupier' on the envelope. Inside it gave us a sheet to send back saying either we were the current holder of the shares (+ proof), we knew where the current owners were, or go away because we know nothing. I appreciate that.
for about 4 months, then I bin them.
Sometimes I open them to see what they are. Mostly crap.
throw it in the bin
all other times put it straight into recycling
Once we received a birthday card and put it on our mantlepiece
I put them in there. My housemates don't, they leave them out in amongst all our mail which really annoys me. I keep meaning to ring our letting agency to let them know about it all
Did the shutters ever shut properly? I can't tell if I just don't have a knack for it or if they're always going to be like that. Also, did you ever go up that mysterious staircase?
Not sure what to do with them. Might get my electoral fraud on.
and dance/roll around in them whilst singing a camp classic if your choice
Nothing important gets sent by letter anymore
IF ONLY GEOFFREY HAD PAID HIS FUCKING WATER BILL