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and you recover and look around, and nobody saw it :)
I was walking in the rain and slid on a wet pizza box (lethal) and promptly crumpled to my knees in front of a street full of people, fun.
Most embarrassing public fall - I was in a Morrison's with my friend, we had just purchased some things and were about to leave when I slid on what I can only assume was a leaflet or something. When I slid I went sideways and head-butted my friend's side whilst holding a bag of large eggs (luckily the slide did not result in any broken ingredients).
I then immediately began to imagine what the scene must've looked like from anyone else's perspective (i.e. till operators or even better, security camera) then laughed hysterically until tears came out my eyes for about 10-15 minutes.
I probably looked insane.
makes me seem self-deprecating to any onlookers
always feared this day would come
So you can both do that "woops, silly me/you" smile and you're greeting with a contemptuous glare.