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but given even 100 years is extremely old and would limit your life, living for 16 years beyond that sounds like the definition of pain
Pretty mind boggling really.
there's footage of him from the year before and he looks pretty spritely (albeit from the confines of a wheelchair).
He looks like he's fossilising in this year's footage mind.
why was his mouth so wide open at the start? Was he
c) just old(??)
I love that shit
THE 1890's THAT IS, ahhahahahaha really sorry in-joke, so sorry hahaha!!!!!!11!!!1!!
I met this guy at work who was full on talking about his survival tactics, like even the amount of time he would let fresh air in his windows on winter days and stuff
It was a while ago, can't really remember much else. He put bran on everything, maybe you should start doing that.
Not much point living past 80 really.
Think how much money we could save on the NHS, pensions, benefits et cetera if the day after your 80th birthday a man came from the government and just lethally injected you.
That everyone needed to justify their existence after a certain age. Else it's death by government for you.
Wasted your life drinking and being a cunt? DEATH
Wasted your time having loads of kids then not looking after then? DEATH
Wasted your time beating off into a chipped mug at home alone? DEATH
Contributed to society in a measurable way? LIFE!
Perfect fucking theory. I think this is fair enough.
Who's with me?
I mean, if you'd been on this planet for over 100 years, it would be very easy to think very negatively about things wouldn't it. Grow old and cynical. But even until his last days he sounded like a pleasant person. Good on him.
and that you should probably be dead. Mental.
he probably did that for 50 years, at a guess
so he's now been not a postman for longer than he was a postman. and he was a postman for half a century
in other news if eating really well is the way to end up a shrivelled 115 year old prune i'll probably just keep eating garbage and be happy i don't get those extra 40 years
you think you're going to make 75.
your life expectancy is fucked. the news said so. oh well, you only yolo once.
more time has passed since i graduated than i spent at uni