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Something about George Lucas' boot stamping on a human face, forever.
and got the actor Patton Oswalt improvise it for eight minutes - and he decided to recount what the plot of the new Star Wars movie should be. For the first three minutes at least, it's actually quite good:
Urgh. Cue some awful, Hollywood teen "hunk" playing "Young Han Solo" or something equally as soul destroying.
I could be interested
but they couldn't set it so soon after the original trilogy cause everyone is well old!
But obviously some people do so it wouldn't be correct.
Not only that but it possibly wouldn't be polite.
So, I'm totally not going to say it.
Good luck to those who care about this crap.
and more the fact that there's going to be A FUCKING STAR WARS FILM EVERY FUCKING YEAR.
i quite like star wars films
Grandson of Jar-Jar Adventures
Cantina Band: Five years on the road
Ewok Road Trip
but just keep getting guest directors to do annual re-cut new Special Editions of the original trilogy. But they can only re-cut the previous special edition versions -- thus resulting in a sort of Disintegration Loops-style mess of a Star Wars film where any semblance of the original is just lost completely in an opaque storm of CGI Cantina Bands, Jar Jar Binks cameos and Hayden Christensen
where Luke, Han, Leia, Chewwy, R2 and C3P0 get the gang back together for one last show.
The Coens put their own classic spin on the Star Wars universe in the 14th installment of the series.
He'sa piss on mesa carpet!
Sith lord in Christmas shopping hilarity, quietly ignoring the religious quandry this presents... see also Sith and the City...
Domestic drama focusing on the Organa Solo household.
1: Ok. Here's my idea. You ready? Ok. Star Wars... in space.
2: It's already IN space.
1: Wait! How about... Star Wars NOT in Space?
2: You're a genius, Dennis.
a flamboyant guy
What I found surprising about it was that it was a fairly good little story, which didn't turn out as I expected it to. Also Zero had a lady who was blatantly acting as a beard
- How bad is Return of the Jedi? Jesus. Just the plot. The plan they hatch to set Han Solo free, ridiculous. The fact the authorities make Lando Calthingybob into a GENERAL without any explanation. The fact Luke Skywalker is completely pointless throughout (gets shot in the ffcking HAND by some no-mark, gets outsmarted by falling into a hole where the monster is) but suddenly becomes a great enough warrior to defeat Darth Vader on his way back. Pretty much every single thing that takes place on the Ewok planet seems like it was written by a child.
The other two are fine. But unfortunately I watched the ones he messed with. Every scene there’s a new CGI dragon just walking past in the background, looking really dated. And the hole monster thing is now a giant CGI worm? Wow.
Also (sorry) – a brand new scene in Jabba’s palace with an alien singing a song. Definitely felt like I was getting my face stamped on tbh.