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What matters is that he's claiming self defence and also he proper squared up to a horse.
christ, just say 'you know what, I was proper hammered and I got a bit rioty, lost control and I ended up punching a horse'
I think that foul man wanted to eat him
"...I’d like to apologise to the horse" :'D
he has a name y'know!
two days later same woman rocks up at reception. She then claimed she was her twin sister when we queried it (she got extra money for exams and that so it was fraud, dunno what happened to her)
If you can imbibe 15 tablets for your lung condition, five pints of fine ale AND THEN indulge in some equine-based pugilism, then you sir are a testament to all that is wrong with THE VILE LEFTIST WELFARE STATE.
Your argument is invalid.
I think that every journalist's byline photo should carry a list of every single benefit they've ever claimed in their life.
Was he getting attacked by a horse? If so, he was well within his rights. I would have allowed kicks and headbutts as well, possibly even some light weaponry.
Those massive bastards can kill with a well-placed kick.
Mr Rogerson was certain the horse was concealing WMDs
My tax money was responsible for the single most entertaining thing I've seen this year? And people think we should REDUCE taxes?!?
and Prince Philip, just for good measure.
The man's completely mental.
sizes it up, has a jab, then goes for it with a swift left hook.
If he had punched the policeman riding the horse he would probably have been significantly better off.
Funny old world eh?
if he'd managed to punch the policeman.
:D :D :D :D :D
And I could twat a horse.