Everton nab a point at the Emirates, thanks in part to some excellent last ditch defending by Giroud. Wenger sort of moans about The Toffees' rough housing, Moyes does his best chippy, whippet owning northerner impression. Meh.
Cardiff promoted. Dark days.
PSG don't want Rooney, obviously, but they might want Arrested Development and Man City cameo star, Samir Nasri.
Aguero says sorry for kicking Luiz's bot bot
Chelsea close to signing Andre Schurrle. Only ever seen about half an hour of him, but he's young, German and not Marko Marin so presumably he's pretty good.
Multi-billionaire backed QPR forced to take out a bank loan 6 months after appointing Harry Redknapp
Three games in the Prem tonight, Fulham vs Chelsea is probably just about the most interesting, though West Ham vs United has produced a couple of stormers over the years and of course Wigan play City in a DRESS REHEARSAL for the cup final.