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I'm getting married on Saturday. What's your advice?
When I say "break", I want a clean break.
In the event of a knock-down, you will be directed to go to a neutral corner.
I expect a good, clean fight.
Protect yourself at all times.
Okay, touch gloves and come out at the bell.
Hope all goes well on the day and for ever and ever amen.
No advice from me, I've never been married and I'm always the bridesmaid.
I'll post you the bouquet
Or just a brief overview?
so crack off until your nobs sore the night before.
Type a text to a girl you used to see saying that you chose this cutie pie with whom you wanna be and apologize if this message gets her down.
Then cc every girl that you used to see-see round town.
(Not really, congrats Smee)
Debbie Smee? Jenny Smee? Dee Smee?
just don't understand it
thus my disbelievement
because it goes so quickly. I bloody loved my wedding day.
Just try and enjoy it all - let people come to you.
A and D please? Thank you.
during the 'or forever hold your peace' bit
so i dunno, just enjoy it, don't worry about the little bits that might go slightly wrong. Mine genuinely was the best day of my life, just wish it lasted longer (the day, not the marriage...that's still going).
unless you do do it twice, in which the omens for this day are bad.
Get a box, pop in a bottle of wine and a love letter from each of you to the other person and write on the box 'first fight box' and when you have your first argument you open the box, pour each of you a glass of wine and read the love letters the other person wrote for you and them you realise why you married each other
Devouring live women on wedding dancefloors since 2012.
*posts a picture of Lee looking stupid*
unless there's been a camera man at one of the dis football games?
There was that time I thought you were going to track back. Did anyone capture that on camera?
HE WAS LATE FOR BALLET PRACTICE!!!!1
or is it just a camera trick
i think i realised as soon as i posted.
Having a big head is nice. It gives you more room to think.
(I've got a small body though)
Congratulations :) :) :)
Good luck :) I hope you have a bloody lovely day xxx
try & grab a few minutes with t'wife together alone to just savour it & take it all in
and I hope you have a wonderful life together x