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am i going to die y/n
hope this helps
If it was the right, you're knackered.
thanks for the help urbanfoxmd
Keep an eye on them though and report back in an hour.
my eye is almost literally on them
Do thy go away?
He used a mug to test if they went away.
It obviously didn't work.
gonna try this
they do not
how soon can you be here???
i'm not at all ill apart from this though :/
Fast forward a week and we'll be living in a zombie infested wasteland, we'll be praying for North Korea to mercy-nuke us.
She was a total megababe
If it's a place that I think's got decent meat then I'll go medium rare. If it's not so great I'll go medium. Not much range there tbh tbf
These places don't usually like kitchen guerrillas
Look at this and let us know
at your house
you are a sick individual
Get well soon xox
I've only heard Suicide Invoice before, and would have to nominate XOX as the one I like most on there.
i put the men in meningitis
it's a service that i offer
i think this meningitis is making me delirious
But this is no time to be discussing that sort of thing. F_t_b may have meningitis!
I mean, I know Ben & Jerrys contains so much stuff that it's barely even ice cream anymore, but I still really like their cookie dough flavour. It's mainly for the cookie dough itself though.
Big fan of lemon or strawberry when its from a proper ice cream shop.
I'm hoping that's genuine and not just an attempt to appear vintage cool.
Those are definitely the best choices if your just gonna get a big tub.
Think its more likely due to the fact that I just don't like ice cream enough.
I do tend to buy pistachio flavour when on holiday though, not even sure why, don't like it that much.
i do not
i'd consult a mortician
can't believe i'm going to die
oh man shingles looks grim
With that awful excuse for facial hair!
it's a bad angle ok
Nah that's harsh, sorry f_t_b
(google) it doesn't look like meningitis
I think that's how doctors do it
haha. as you can see though, i haven't shaved
I realised that beard wasn't sculpted
Trust me i'm a 'health professional'
Shingles is shite, hopefully it isn't that. Photo is too blurry to be able to tell. If your skin is actually blurry in real life that's a serious problem go to your general practitioner
doesn't look like shingles based on google images. imma take some antihistamines
already had it. in fact i only need rubella to complete the set!
Take him away.
come again mate
didn't quite catch that pal
haha, not as bad as mine
i am so sorry
I was implying they were all bad.
We've ruined this thread haven't we.
you'll have to speak up
But I cancelled for some reason and forgot to ever rearrange. Now people in the north east are getting measles. Would the doctors laugh at me if I asked them for the booster now?
This has reminded me that I also need to rearrange a colposcopy appointment too.
Because I've a vein in my left cheek, just under my eye, that keeps throbbing. Like, visibly so. It's really disconcerting.
What are my odds of survival?
Guess I'll just await the inevitable Scanner-esque head explosion then.
If you see my girlfriend, tell her...tell her to tell Dave he's a cunt.
Which one's your girlfriend again? Actually, don't worry, I'll just write "Dave is a cunt" on a piece of paper and put it in the cheque deposit box at the bank.
They'll know who you mean.
update: not dead