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Can't believe I've wasted so many years doing this the wrong way.
Lucky, lucky you.
none of them listen/care.
She whipped a banana out of her drawer (steady) and tried it. Brief pause, then she said "Today is a good day."
apparently it's the way monkeys do it. strangely, i've never watched a monkey open a banana. but what the fuck do monkeys know?
I didn't think monkeys bothered peeling them.
seems a bit odd, the top is a nice natural opening place, opens it with a satisfying click. Then you can eat down to the bottom and discard the little nubbin bit.
you hold the 'top' bit like a handle and can eat it all the way down.
You've slipped up with this thread!
he cried and said he didn't want to eat it like a monkey. Then I had to get him another one.
Nice one guys.
Not like a nineties boyband name, I mean I start at the wrong end.
come back to me when you've eaten a kiwi with the skin on.