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I've just paid a cheque via THE MACHINE in but didn't put it in an envelope. Have I lost that money forever?
WAIT WRONG THREAD.
No it wasn't. But I thought it might be a more modern machine or something since no envelope appeared from the envelope slot.
if it was meant to be then they'll find a way to get together
Yeah you think it's worth something and that you are going to get something out of it, BUT YOU GET NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!!!!!
I'll just write something on it. A note to the machine emptier.
You old bastard :D
'no way OLD MAN - I'm way too HIP to accept that'
whilst sitting in the withered hand of a wizened old crone. Is that crone you in the future? Nope it's your mum. Your big cheque burning mum.
about 4 weeks
Licence fee for a song to be used in a film trailer. Turns out that the bank charge you £12 to deposit a cheque in a different currency. Cheeky fuckers.
2 days as it had to be in the new tax year
you old LOSER
protein blasts? The coconut and macadamia ones are nice
Rinse and repeat
because the smiley greeter person in the bank always hovers and smiles near you like they CAN'T WAIT for you to screw it up so they can condescend to help you out. I'm not an idiot, I've used machines before, with a near 100% success rate. Go and smile at someone else.
with a note on it that its meant to be for that cheque, perhaps it will all work out somehow?
delivered to THE MACHINE denuded of envelope
also include an SAE in case they need to send the envelope back to you
With nothing else?
I *was* wearing an outfit inspired by chintzy.
I did do the card bit and keyed in the value so...
The person next to me has a 'bad back' so keeps standing up, it's unnerving.
Why are people so inconsiderate?
Keep it anonymous
'go home buddy, you don't look well'
"Has anyone ever told you, you're really attractive when you stand up in that manner?"
What is happening here?
What *is* happening here?
It's all gone to fuck since whiskas got sent down.
Going to be slang for banished from the boards in a "Sent to Coventry" manner?
from the april cycling thread
have no idea what my name is. probably 'dan smee'.
meths @rich-t | 11 Apr '13, 15:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
I KNOW it's important but I just don't know how to deal with it.
I can't remember.
and it was every thread.
the cheque has cleared.
now what shall I spend my £30 on?
Is that those envelopes are just one big joke. If you just chuck your cheque in, someone will do your hard work for you.
Next time I go to the bank I'm just gonna tie a tenner to a brick and chuck it through the window. If it doesn't get into my account within three working days I'll just write a letter of complaint, tie that to another brick and throw that through the window.
but you only need an envelope, USUALLY, when you pay in cash.
everyone knows cheques are magical and have a natural attraction to the pay in slip by virtue of them both having the same numbers (i.e. sort and account number) written on them which creates a uniquely twisty and sometimes visible electro magnetic force which can only be broken if a man opens the machine on a Sunday.