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Imagine being a black man with a small willy. Every time you had sex with a white woman they'd be really disappointed.
Half the reason for opening threads these days is to see if you've posted this near the top.
wasn't there supposed to be teams?
but then it didn't get anywhere.
e.g. being mail delivery person whom dogs choose not to chase.
"Hey ma0sm, you like music! We need you in the team for the music round!"
They never make the same mistake twice.
...Black Eyed Peas for every answer.
Q1. At the 52nd Grammy Awards ceremony held in January 2010, which act won three awards out of six nominations?
Q2. What band released their debut album Behind the Front on Interscope Records?
Q3. In 2009, which group became one of only 11 artists to have simultaneously held the No. 1 and No. 2 spots on the Billboard Hot 100?
Q4. Who won a Grammy in 2005 for Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group?
Q5. Name a band who have recorded music with Justin Timberlake.
Q6. Who were ranked the 5th "Most Searched Celebrity" on VH1 by June 2006.
Q7. Who won the International Album Of The Year prize at the 2006's Juno?
Q8. Who won the Best Group award at the 2006 MOBO Awards?
Q9. Who won Best Pop Vocal Performance by a Duo or Group at the 49th annual Grammy Awards?
Q10. What group does The Voice judge Will.i.am belong to?
(I get highlights, im actually quite mousy. And thick as shit, obviously.)
and then just had to pick it up again
And can report back that british people are equally tight/ generous wherever you find them. Actually no, london people are tighter than mancs and Glaswegians, easily.
If they are you have real self esteem issues.
because every scot i've ever met has either been the miserable penny pinching malicious sort, or a jovial easy-going i love everyone sort. actually in hindsight all of the miserable ones have either been rangers or aberdeen supporters or been from fife. ok.
isn't that like an ageing yuppie with acute apathy to the accurate rumours of abundant poverty?
and, assuming he'd know all the best dishes, one of his colleagues copied his order only to end up with a plain pizza with chips on. She said it was disgusting.
would do when in an entertainment captial like Eastbourne and go to the boozer. Sadly we were all 17 and the average age of the area being 90 we stuck out like sore thumbs and couldn't get served anywhere.
Failing that, we convinced the guy in the local Threshers we were uni students on a trip and drank loads of Aftershock in the house we were staying in.
There was a kid for the purposes of this story called M who a) couldn't handle his booze and b) like to drop the odd awkward racist bomb to keep us all on our toes. Despite this, even we couldn't believe it when he started asking S, a mixed race lad if because he was mixed race his knob was only 50% bigger than his own.
There was an incredulous pause and then they started kicking the shit out of each other.
They didn't speak to each other for the rest of the trip. Not that M could as the next day he was sick out the window of the mini bus as we went down the motorway and spent the rest of the day cleaning it, while we went to a river and our female teacher ordered me to take my shirt off and collect dirt from the bottom.
Then when we got back I got the photos developed and I'd taken snaps of our poker night but the male teacher we were with had sat on the kitchen counter so every pic featured him legs akimbo prominently showing off his bulge and everyone decided I fancied him
It's called Banter with Banter, and should be out in WH Smiths for Chrimbo
Wish my male teachers did less of it tbf
And she was like pick up some dirt from the botom of the river
And I tried and was like ah it's too deep
And she said take off your shirt
And I was like LOL
And she was like no.......take OFF your shirt
So I did and picked up some dirt and we put it in a jar
The results were.........inconclusive
being any good at football.
My life is a constant disappointment.
and not having an effortless acerbic wit
I don't even need 12 Mars bars a day to remain friendly either.
Anyone who says i'm not friendly is getting lamped.
And fat girls with small boobs.