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I want to stalk y'all
You have better pics than this which show *you*. This looks like homogenous stock.
but i have met you and already used my best line on you to no effect.
Because you're CuTe ;)
msg me babez
Because GET LOST.
It had an effect on me! Perhaps not the one you were aiming for...
We also met when I was very young at one of Daniel guntrip's parties.
I must have put the emphasis on the wrong word or something.
Did LMS ever give you your shirt back, by the way?
Really miss that shirt.
I just got this one:
Alright bud, doesn't say if you like carpet munchin or not?
I am Susan and I like random things just like you, my favourite is super ted which gets me in the mood for fingering ;(
I am a little on the larger side and my friends sometimes call me the rain cloud as I am normally soggy downstairs
Hook me up lezza
but I suspect if I were on one of these things (and was female) this'd be pretty standard.
and no-one else has joined in.
It's actually disabled and has been for months but im thinking about reactivating it to see if glasgow has less nutjobs than london.
I'll copy and paste some of the funnier messages in here.
just did mine and there's loads of messages from desperate people who want to date me.
but he's not a nutjob
Haha, thanks for the profile visit x
It reads like a psychopath's profle now. (I dunno, maybe keep it that way, ahaha etc.) seriously, change that mental bit (most of it).
I probably should add pictures and stuff in there
Who offered to "bribe me with baked goods" if I wasn't enticed for her offer to go for a walk along the beach.
I don't live near any beaches.
Changed setting to Glasgow, already got four messages with a 100% weirdo strike rate. Im keeping it up until the end of the day in the interests of comparison, and then im disabling it for ever.
Also the other day i got a message from someone with the username douchebag85 :D
Hi you don't know me yet im Nathan now you know my name and i don't know you but i like what i see man i LIKE what i see and im looking for maybe everything or nothing all depends on chemistry and mutual attraction 1st impressions count and im keen to find out more x
From a canadian who's in glasgow doing post grad and who seems non-insane and articulate, But he is 23 (plus more importantly, i'm not in the market for dating just now. Should probably rake my profile down.)
The floodgates of neds have opened. I'm moving back to London as soon as i can.
all of them here please
In london i'd maybe get 15-20 a day, ive had about 30 this eve (im blaming the recession).
Your just adorable Ophelia!
If you like genuine, generous older guys, come say hello... especially if 'non vanilla' orientated?
Have a fab Sunday!
I can help you answer the torture dilemma... If you like blindfolds, restraints and 6" heels? Be my muse... Your amazing!!
2. Are those heels meant for me or for him?
There wasn't enough people on it and I started getting paired to people I was already with or knew. Met one of my matches out once and still bump into her, it's awkward.
Ad call other people creepy, I mean why project your hatred for humankind in this way? Do people actually want to be met with casual indifference on dating sites? Strange.
I reckon people should wait until they actually meet the person before they get on to their love of Superted fingering.
and was kind of disturbed by it so I did what everyone does, submit it to an online dating blog!
I've since deleted my profile.
Put on picture of themselves caught at jaunty pose which is more flattering than real life, and then wonder why people are disappointed when they meet you. Every person ive met through internet daing has ipicked their best pic/ a pic that doesnt actually really look like them, and then seem affronted when i walk past them at the meeting spot. I always put on my silliest and least flattering pics and then when theymeet me they think... OK.
That's pretty shallow.
I can't imagine PO walking past anyone without saying hello ;)