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It was beautiful.
A friend at school and I had a fantasy XI that we made up great goals and great games for in the style of the Orbis World Cup '90 classic World Cup goals and games. It was brilliant.
As we were amazing and I played in goal, I very rarely had to do anything. Anywaay, some girls were standing behind the goal and talking to me and the next minute I heard a small cheer from the home team. they'd whailed it from the half way line and itd rolled past me. Greatest goal Id never seen. True aswell. We won 8-2.
And the ball flies like, *WHOOOOOOOSH!*
And the goalie is like, *NO WAY!*
And the crowd are all, *SHITTING FUCK!*
It'd be sweet.
and then it hits a bird in the air but the bird's ok so the ball falls down and the goalie trips on his laces and knocks the ball slowly towards the goal but then a defender runs at it to intercept it but then a bee flies out of his sock and the bee is wearing a shirt of the other team (team A) and the bee stings the ball and it flies into the goal but the grass at the goal mouth suddenly grows really fast and stops tyhe ball going in, but then a mole pops its head out of the ground and the mole says HIYAAAAAAA and he eats all the grass and everyones like wtf so then there#s an earthquake and the ball rolls in but the referee's dead scared and looking in the other direction so all the team run at it and the lights in the stadium turn out but they all kick it together like a sign of great unity and it'#s like murder on teh orient express SPOILERS and no one know who actually shot the goal in the onion sack but it, unquestionably is a goal
i never saw it
but its really good this time