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I'm not going to be who people expect me to be anymore
another opportunity for the usual suspects to overshare.
although passively/by proxy in this case
and she's having none of it.
So: clothes pegs, then.
Clothes pegs would appear to be pretty tame..
she's into a great deal, just not clothes pegs it would seem.
makes homer bacon noise
Sex People are the worst.
if unusual things get you off and your sexual partners are cool with them, great. not a lot more to it
DISCUSSING STORY OF THE EYE
I quite like the welsh
Sex is an adventure isn't it? You've got to be open to experiences.
But I'd give most things a try at least once
you don't have to take your clothes off
putting the poo in a freezer then wrapping a condom around the poo and then when you shove it up a chuff the heat means the squid comes back to life and starts wriggling around like a crustacean pooey vibrator.
Im an independant mid 20's woman! *wags finger sassily*
Kinky = tickling your partner with a feather
Perverted = using the whole chicken
It's like "nice" - it's easy to grab the gist of it but it's so vague that it's almost meaningless.
I remember in a woody allen film when he was due for a blind date, he was pondering "I hope shes a pervert"
Some of us are trying to eat.
1. Choking someone on your cock
2. Spitting in someone's mouth
3. Slapping someone in the face during sex
2. Not hot if it's just saliva, might be if it was a martini or something
3. Had it done to me. Hot.
2. No, don't get why that would be appealing
3. As above
what about rainbow kisses?
if you're both into it, you're both into it
I'd punch them in theirs
Always at the behest of the other person, don't really get the spitting one.
Who the hell slaps boobs?
I could probably knock out most of these virgins with just one of my paps.
Never direct the word 'breasts' at me. Or in fact any words.
Fucking hell. I've taken gentler hits in rugby matches.
if a boy pinches or slaps, I just do it back to them.
Not sure how he feels about it. He doesn't get a boner.
is that kinky?
and he asked if we could do it in the park, right where my parents walk the dog.
I guess it just helps him ejaculate.
as I had this horrible image of me sitting on a wanking man's shoulders whilst my parents and their dog look on in horror.
What's the most odd request you've had.
To be kicked in the shins and ankles.
that's pretty fucking odd
I like the specifity of that. I don't think specifity is a word because it has a red line underneath.
Just shins? Fine. Shins and ankles? What a total loon.
Which is amusing me.
is the 'correct' word
it's a well stupid word though
your short version makes much more sense
A girl came up to me and said "If you dont wash and let me bleach your hair I'll fuck you into next week". So someone bleaching my hair and not letting me wash after about 6 days without a shower.
No need to apologise ;)
:D :P :D :P :D
you're such a wag
All the time.
Tied to the wall outside Tesco?
really put me off.
and that you're all mouth and no trousers.
all mouth you say?
Therefore building up a disgusting collection of DiS porn? IM ONTO YOU.
Once I even did it without crying.
It was definitely in Edinburgh. This could probably do with being in a PM rather than open to the world.
It cant have been you for various reasons. Ignore me.
This was amazing and I still feel bad
I'd come out at the end of it like Winston was after being jailed in the ministry of truth
Of course i did not ask you that! Maybe craig (grant) did.
or a threat
is on the verge of it?
'it' being losing your virginity. except probably not cause you'd have to have sex to do that.
I suppose I'm a pretty ironic target for that type of joke on DiS.
whenever one of the people involved is not comfortable with the situation.
That's my limits.
i've been asked to drown someone before.
i didn't. but still.
woke up in my bed and started crying. She only stopped crying when I told her nothing had happened (true, she'd got in after getting in a k-hole) and she thanked god for a few minutes.
And soon I'll not be able to anymore on account of my new job.
It has provided me with many hours of mirth and frustration in equal measure, but mostly mirth.
One thing has stuck with me all this time, from possibly the first thread I ever read on here.
It's not really kinky or perverted at all, but it has made me laugh I'd say at least once every 3 days for the last 5/6 years.
It was just some guy writing about how he was about to get down and the lady spread em and shouted *PUNISH MY PUSSY!!!!!!!*
Dunno why, but it cracks me up every time I think about it. I'll be in the DIY shop looking at sandpaper *PUNISH MY PUSSY*, buying some red cabbage *PUNISH MY PUSSY*.
Just thought I'd share that with y'all
I have a "punish my pussy" story
but a guy in my class when I was a student used to partake in what he colorfully described as "charity work" on Thursday evenings. That is, he and his mates would go and pull "large" ladies. On one of the occasions the girl he was with mentioned she hadn't been laid in a year, and as he cracked his knuckles and got down to business the til-then softly spoken young lady suddenly roared *PUNISH MY PUSSSEEEYYYEUGH* with the kind of force that made his hair blow backwards on his head and all car alarms in the vicinity to go off
I'll be in the DIY shop looking at sandpaper *PUNISH MY PUSSY*