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Polished some shoes?
Fingered your bum 'ole?
Tore the knee in your trousers 'pon stacking it?
1) A few years ago
2) Last week
3) Not 100% sure, but it was fairly recent.
4) I don't know what this means.
2. This very morning
4. Summer before last
Check your privilege.
in the order you listed above amazingly
Polished some shoes? = 8 days ago
Ironed something? = Sunday night
Fingered your bum 'ole? = My own? Must be... I dunno, 5 yrs.
Tore the knee in your trousers 'pon stacking it? = 30 years
2. the 21st March
4. what do you mean by stacking it?
Summer of 2011
1)Like two months ago
2) This weekend
3)What do you mean by "Fingered"? Had a good scratch this morning when I woke up.
4) I don't even
2) Couple ago months ago (wife must have been out)
It was really, really unpleasant.
Feel free to make one many available jokes at this point.
I did once have my foreskin pulled back by the GP though so I can imagine how unpleasant it was. Bastard then used a magnifying glass to help his examination - humiliation upon humiliation
But it was the skin on my knees i wore out. Cant stop knee sliding.
B) On Thursday
• Can't remember. I did still my pants last week whilst getting my leg over (my bicycle)
a) over a year at least
b) last week
c) month ago? accidental overestimation of tensile strength of bog roll
d) month ago - last week (actually thats a lie it was another part of the trousers that went....I squatted down too quickly) knee.....probably withing the last 3 months