That strip of rubber that hung off the bottom of a car and dragged on the road to earth it or something.
Kimberley. His van wouldn't last a minute in Scrotmanhay
or in any public space come to think of it.
It's true though; since the advent of the interweb, the bottom must've fallen out of porn mags (I'm finding it difficult to do this without turning into Finbar Saunders). I saw my first porn mag blowing around the local rec during the summer hols when I was 8 yrs old - it was a bit of a rite of passage back in the day. Me and my mate spent the afternoon leafing through it instead of playing single cuppies
and i'm probably older than you.
when I was out for a bike ride. Was so surprised I stopped to investigate but it turned out to be a specialist fat chicks one so went on my way.
To be fair, that is a fairly backwards part of the country.
and bags of glue. Halcyon days
Although I think this was mostly on holiday in Greece.
that button all the way up the side.
Looking around my office, it is pure bumfluff all the way right up to full beards. My mother still complains if I go round for a roast with a hint of stubble still, get with the times grandma.
27 year olds with 5 year old beards are quite disconcerting when they are the majority
Kids playing outside.
People buying batteries for their walkman
I saw a group of Chinese people eating Drifters and Aeros this very morning. Not a Twix in sight.
They were nasty little bastards as well. I reckon it's due to them being exterminated by an army of housewives with boiling water
Been quiet recently no?
Or Uncle Freddie?
You can talk to us - there's no shame in it
There used to be loads of them when I was younger. They all seemed to be on a mission as well - absolutely intent on getting somewhere. Probably to meet all their mates for a gang bang
He also thinks you can walk round the moon in a day.
it does a new thing where it plays each speaker individually
it was mesmerizing
Open University after BBC2 closed down for the night
The National Anthem after BBC1 closed down for the night
Always in the vending machine at work, at least 3 flavours too.
they tend to be removed from company cars before they are delivered due to the law on smoking in the workplace
They still have the outlet, for phone chargers etc, but the bit that fills it in is just useless plastic.
Get your 12V outlet instead which is much more useful
man with his horse n all that, also mobile video rental cars/vans
coal and fizzy drinks
'the pop man' who delivered bottles of fizzy drinks but no coal delivery round my way as far as i remember
there's a man with a horse and cart who goes down my parents street shouting something that sounds like RAMMELLY RAM anyway.
It was The News Of The World that they got rid of...