- Injokes. All the injokes.
but they get me every time.
(don't feel guilty)
Not just the idea, but the delivery as well
to cardigan wearing bedwetter
to cardigan wearing bedwetting virgin
to full-blown jumped-up indie prick
The post the other day made me burst out laughing.
Didn't even have to read it again.
Bit before my time but this is great...
a dukebox post
*****I REPLIED IN THE WRONG PLACEC*****
If you've taken them then they may as go to a good home. I'll see that they get one.
cut out the middle man
like being run out by the nightwatchman when on course for a glorius double tonne
particular shout-out to LLB
about things that had happened in your first job or something, sure LLB had some anecdote about working in sainsbury's or morrisons which had me in tears
So from a distance it looks like it might actually be work.
And someone does and we all send them hate mail.
Sure he's a Tory and therefore essentially evil but I genuinely enjoy his concerted efforts to be reasonable.
Most of the tories on here are pretty awful, really.
twatted by Viney's girlfriend.
We all know how Andyvine really hurt his arm. Poor bastard. Poor soft Yorkshire bastard.
She was pretty keen to leave (to get him home and fuck him up).
But yeah she's nails
*no bants please
People referencing dots' (former) PIN.
you can't do anything with just a pin. My pin is 3996, there you go. Do your worst internet.
nobody mentioned Australia.
leave that kind of abusive language in your Castlemaine XXXX adverts.
on our home soil, MME dickhead
that moved me
I'm changing his name to Shrewbie.
like what they have in their cupboards, or what's broken on their shower, and how those threads somehow manage to descend into terrible arguments.
god are you mental who puts that stuff in their cupboard you're mental
ragging on people for having that stuff in their cupboard, people will look for any sort of excuse to elevate themselves above others, huh. It's sad.
if you have that sort of stuff in your cupboard you are scum, plain and simple
related - I like putting the underscore before the yes instead of after the yes because he said it wound him up once
I do this too.
I bet he doesn't even realise
too scary around here
'but everyone will know that i am very weird'
but not actually doing it. Laugh myself to sleep every night about that...
eight years i've been waiting
it's pretty good
And as a 31 year old engaged father-to-be, it's nice that some of my 90's pop-culture references don't always go over everyone's heads.